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Post by Mr Random on 11/6/2013, 07:02

Just as well I'm limiting myself to one edit a day

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Post by Strumpet on 11/6/2013, 07:42

@Mr Random wrote:Just as well I'm limiting myself to one edit a day

Yes that's probably best...

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Post by BossHogg on 11/6/2013, 08:25

sgtpepperband wrote:That pic will be me in about 3 hours, when I'm in bed after my Night Shift... :cyclops:

Oh well, only one more night to go, then three days off! Cool

I start my week of nights tonight, so you'll see me online at silly o'clock hours!!!
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Post by Strumpet on 11/6/2013, 08:31

Boss Hogg wrote:

I start my week of nights tonight, so you'll see me online at silly o'clock hours!!!

Oh good someone else that i can annoy............poor MrRandyman i think i wore him out...................... :bounce:


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Post by BossHogg on 11/6/2013, 08:58

It's ok, I've far more stamina, I'm an on road traffic officer. Wink
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Re: Something to make you smile....

Post by Mr Random on 11/6/2013, 10:39

I have erm, youth on my side.... yeah that'll work youth

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Post by Guest on 11/6/2013, 20:47

...is back for my last night! However my Inbox was empty, so presumably Strumpet and Mr. Random didn't want to see my 'casting photos'? Shame - I spent all morning taking them, posing in my selection of mankinis...

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Post by BossHogg on 11/6/2013, 20:51

You've got the pleasure of my company tonight - jobs permitting, I'm off to the station shortly. Sad
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Post by Guest on 11/6/2013, 20:54

"Pleasure of your company..." Why does my head fill up with shocking images when I say that..?! Embarassed Razz

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/6/2013, 21:04

Boss Hogg wrote:You've got the pleasure of my company tonight - jobs permitting, I'm off to the station shortly. Sad

I wouldn't call being in your company a pleasure. Jail sentence more like. Wink

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Post by BossHogg on 11/6/2013, 21:26

You've tried to get the pleasure of my company often enough to buy me a coffee. Razz
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/6/2013, 21:31

I felt sorry for you. Razz

Plus I knew a coffee would help keep you awake. Wink

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Post by Guest on 11/6/2013, 22:45

Boss Hogg wrote:You've tried to get the pleasure of my company often enough to buy me a coffee. Razz

...only so he could slip something illegal into it! Laughing

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Post by Mr Random on 11/6/2013, 22:49

wait are we still talking about the coffee

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/6/2013, 22:54

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...only so he could slip something illegal into it! Laughing

And not for the first time either. Very Happy

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/6/2013, 22:55

@Mr Random wrote:wait are we still talking about the coffee

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Re: Something to make you smile....

Post by Str8lolly on 11/6/2013, 23:41

No one ever buys me anything! Sad
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Re: Something to make you smile....

Post by Guest on 11/6/2013, 23:44

If you want sympathy, Str8lolly, it's in the dictionary - somewhere between "shit" and "syphilis"... Wink

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Post by Str8lolly on 11/6/2013, 23:52

sgtpepperband wrote:If you want sympathy, Str8lolly, it's in the dictionary - somewhere between "shit" and "syphilis"... Wink

Oh great, now I have to learn to read a doctionary thingy? Think I will stick to the tablet my daughter has bought me for fathers day. Reckon I can get that round my mouth easier. Boy is she cheap, couldnt buy me a box of tablets, no, just the one?
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Re: Something to make you smile....

Post by Guest on 12/6/2013, 00:00

If your daughter is buying you tablets, she's after the inheritance... Shocked

Aah, you don't mean those kind of tablets..?! :x Laughing

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Post by Mr Random on 12/6/2013, 03:36

Ok so what going to be today's annoying song of the day?

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Re: Something to make you smile....

Post by Strumpet on 12/6/2013, 03:38


Something the the men who like pre owned cars.....................

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Post by Strumpet on 12/6/2013, 03:39

@Mr Random wrote:Ok so what going to be today's annoying song of the day?

YMCA.........?

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Re: Something to make you smile....

Post by Mr Random on 12/6/2013, 03:40

hang on while I get my decoder tool out

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Post by Strumpet on 12/6/2013, 04:04

@Mr Random wrote:hang on while I get my tool out
Opps couldn't resist
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Post by Mr Random on 12/6/2013, 04:06

I was going to say decoder ring but PMPT gets all excited if you mention rings and it takes him forever to calm down

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Post by BossHogg on 12/6/2013, 05:13

@Strumpet wrote:
Something the the men who like pre owned cars.....................

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Well hellooo! (checks breath) have you got her number? Very Happy
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Post by Guest on 12/6/2013, 05:25

36-24-36... Cool

(Although to be fair, despite being a natural born swallower of the jolly old thing, she makes a crap breakfast. Kept burning the eggs...) Embarassed

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 12/6/2013, 07:34

@Mr Random wrote:I was going to say decoder ring but PMPT gets all excited if you mention rings and it takes him forever to calm down

Did someone mention rings? Very Happy

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Post by Strumpet on 12/6/2013, 07:37

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:

Did someone mention rings? Very Happy
Whats with the 'ring' thing?

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Post by BossHogg on 12/6/2013, 07:46

He's a marine, he'll do any ring - front or back. Nice avatar BTW. Wink
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 12/6/2013, 08:18

You know it big boy! Very Happy

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Post by Guest on 13/6/2013, 18:05

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(I'm not Scottish, by the way.  I'm Irish...) Wink

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 13/6/2013, 18:11

I'm Scottish and agree with the above. Very Happy

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Re: Something to make you smile....

Post by Mr Random on 13/6/2013, 18:14



seems you can get anything in supermarkets nowdays

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Post by BossHogg on 13/6/2013, 18:54

Schools are rough where I live!!! affraid

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Re: Something to make you smile....

Post by Ice man on 14/6/2013, 01:41

@Strumpet wrote:



So who can we get to do January??? Ice Man???

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It depends on what I get in return. I can do the months between September-April (that's the time period when we got snow)
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Post by Mr Random on 14/6/2013, 03:28

you get 12 1/3 minutes in a sound proofed room with PMPT no questions aksed

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Post by Strumpet on 14/6/2013, 03:42

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It depends on what I get in return. I can do the months between September-April (that's the time period when we got snow)
I will give you a full body massage..................or you can go with Mr Randy answer "you get 12 1/3 minutes in a sound proofed room with PMPT no questions aksed"

Your choice..........................

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Post by Ice man on 14/6/2013, 04:56

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I will give you a full body massage..................or you can go with Mr Randy answer "you get 12 1/3 minutes in a sound proofed room with PMPT no questions aksed"

Your choice..........................

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A tricky one.....a full body massage....or humiliate PMPT......
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Post by Strumpet on 14/6/2013, 04:58

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A tricky one.....a full body massage....or humiliate PMPT......
Tough one....................................go for the humiliation...........

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/6/2013, 07:36

Boss Hogg wrote:Schools are rough where I live!!! affraid


Yeah, that sounds about right! Razz

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