A lad walks into the chemist...

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A lad walks into the chemist...

Post by Guest on 12/6/2013, 01:29

A lad walks into the chemist and asks for a packet of condoms. The woman behind the counter asked, "We've run out, have you tried Boots?"

"Yes", said the lad. "But it leaks out of the lace holes."

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A lad walks into the chemist and asks for a packet of condoms. The woman behind the counter asked, "We've run out, have you tried Boots?"

"Look", said the lad. "I wanna fuck her, not kick her!"

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Re: A lad walks into the chemist...

Post by Mr Random on 12/6/2013, 03:11

that actually made me laugh

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