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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 21/6/2013, 12:34

I am hacked off! What is it with men sometimes? Just got back from popping in to town and on the walk back, there was a guy heading towards me. As he drew level he winked and cupped his hands on his chest as he looked at my chest. I'm not huge in that area and was only wearing a vest top on my top half and a shrug so why the need to be so bloody crude?!

I don't think he was impressed when I smiled and returned his gesture with my thumb and forefinger held about an inch apart and a pitying smile on my face.

Besides that, my boyfriend (I say 'boyfriend' but 'the prick' would be a more accurate phrase) is being an absolute raging bollock ache at the moment. I am inches away from letting rip completely at him. It wouldn't solve much but it would make me feel a hell of a lot better.

I think I'm going to bexome a lesbian but I think I'd miss male things too much :-O :-D.

Argh! I haven't felt this ranty in a long time :-O.

I'll go back to the hoovering and washing up now ;-)
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Post by Guest on 21/6/2013, 12:37

I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body if thats any help.fogienudie

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Post by Mr Random on 21/6/2013, 13:04

I hate to break this to you, men by and large (myself included) are assholes

it's just levels of assholery

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Post by Str8lolly on 21/6/2013, 13:24

Are you sure it was a man? Sounds more like a jealous Dyke to me?
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 21/6/2013, 14:20

Girl*Next*Door wrote:I am hacked off! What is it with men sometimes? Just got back from popping in to town and on the walk back, there was a guy heading towards me. As he drew level he winked and cupped his hands on his chest as he looked at my chest. I'm not huge in that area and was only wearing a vest top on my top half and a shrug so why the need to be so bloody crude?!

I don't think he was impressed when I smiled and returned his gesture with my thumb and forefinger held about an inch apart and a pitying smile on my face.

Sorry about that, but your tits were bouncing as you walked.

There was no need to be so rude back though. Sad

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Post by snafu on 21/6/2013, 15:41

Mr Random wrote:I hate to break this to you, men by and large (myself included) are assholes

it's just levels of assholery

Very tue actually most don't develop mentally much passed their 6th birthday!

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 21/6/2013, 16:56

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:

Sorry about that, but your tits were bouncing as you walked.

There was no need to be so rude back though. Sad


Well why didn't you say,?!

I'd have returned your hand movement with a pleasant one of my own ;-) :-p :-D.
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 21/6/2013, 19:24

Girl*Next*Door wrote:


Well why didn't you say,?!

I'd have returned your hand movement with a pleasant one of my own ;-) :-p :-D.

Now you say! Sad

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 21/6/2013, 19:25

snafu wrote:

Very tue actually most don't develop mentally much passed their 6th birthday!

Whereas wimens turn mental around about 25. Wink

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Post by BossHogg on 21/6/2013, 20:05

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Whereas wimens turn mental around as soon as their periods start!!! affraid

EFA Wink
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 21/6/2013, 21:55

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:

Whereas wimens turn mental around about 25. Wink

You're being a bit generous! I've judged it to be around about 16, oddly enough, around about the same age they start being driven mad by men Razz Laughing
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Post by BossHogg on 21/6/2013, 22:00

Ah but you get own back by enticing our penis led brains with just a snatch of panty to have us begging like rabid dogs on heat!!! lol!
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 21/6/2013, 22:01

I'm talking only from personal experience. Mrs PMPT was alright until she was about 25. After that, she became a pain in the arse.


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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 21/6/2013, 22:03

Boss Hogg wrote:Ah but you get own back by enticing our penis led brains with just a snatch of panty to have us begging like rabid dogs on heat!!! lol!

Works the other way too! Show some wimens even a tiny bit of cock and they go insane! Laughing

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Re: A wimmins rant.

Post by xHelenS on 21/6/2013, 22:13

men are bloody annoying at times, ill agree with that.

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Post by BossHogg on 21/6/2013, 23:05

We haven't got the monopoly on being annoying, irritating bastards. nudie
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Post by snafu on 22/6/2013, 00:25

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Whereas wimens turn mental around about 25. Wink

Kinda true...depends what age they are when you get married to them No

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Post by Guest on 22/6/2013, 08:08

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:

Whereas wimens turn mental around about 25. Wink

Rubbish, they turn mental at birth!study<---- it says so in this book.

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Post by Alan Marsh on 26/6/2013, 18:11

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:I'm talking only from personal experience. Mrs PMPT was alright until she was about 25. After that, she became a pain in the arse.

Have you tried hiding her strap on?


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Post by the spice girl on 26/6/2013, 18:48

you were unfortunate enough to have met two of our worse specimens. bollocks to em. just stay safe in the fact thy they want to fuck you but will never have the chance

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/6/2013, 20:06

Alan Marsh wrote:
Per Mare Per Terram wrote:I'm talking only from personal experience. Mrs PMPT was alright until she was about 25. After that, she became a pain in the arse.

Have you tried hiding her strap on?

No but I'll see if that helps.

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Post by Strumpet on 27/6/2013, 03:54

xHelenS wrote:men are bloody annoying at times, ill agree with that.

What do you mean 'at times' ..........i think certain men were put on earth just to annoy me 24/7 unfortunate i married one of them...bless him.

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Post by Alan Marsh on 27/6/2013, 09:28

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Alan Marsh wrote:
Per Mare Per Terram wrote:I'm talking only from personal experience. Mrs PMPT was alright until she was about 25. After that, she became a pain in the arse.

Have you tried hiding her strap on?

No but I'll see if that helps.
Failing that a good quality lube might help ease the pain! tongue Don't use anything from the Castrol range!

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I'm soon helping an old friend move from Essex to Cumbria after she split with her third husband.
My wife didn't know her until recently, and thought with three failed marriages, it must be her that was at fault, but I think it was lookng for somebody with the strength of her father that has led her to make rash decisions.

Her father was strict - she always had to be in by a certain hour, and as soon as she was old enough, she left home and married the first handsome beau that asked - only to find he was an arsehole. All her friends could see it, but not her, until it was too late.

I can't help thinking the OP needs to sort out things with the boyfriend now - without ranting, rather than staying quiet and letting it fester... anyone married more than 20 years agree?? Cool
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Post by Strumpet on 27/6/2013, 09:29

i am having a rant about an irritating little scrotum of a man (on another forum) ..seriously ticking me off...
i will be calm ....
poxy man..

That felt better,..

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Post by BossHogg on 27/6/2013, 09:33

Who is it?
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Post by Strumpet on 27/6/2013, 09:44

Boss Hogg wrote:Who is it?

This irritating man on the Daily Mail Forum.................


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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 27/6/2013, 10:02

Strumpet wrote:
xHelenS wrote:men are bloody annoying at times, ill agree with that.

What do you mean 'at times' ..........i think certain men were put on earth just to annoy me 24/7 unfortunate i married one of them...bless him.

S

Certain wimens aren't much better. Often high maintenance and have "needs". Rolling Eyes

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 27/6/2013, 10:04

Alan Marsh wrote:
Failing that a good quality lube might help ease the pain! tongue Don't use anything from the Castrol range!

There speaks the voice of experience! Razz

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Post by Strumpet on 27/6/2013, 10:13

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Strumpet wrote:
xHelenS wrote:men are bloody annoying at times, ill agree with that.

What do you mean 'at times' ..........i think certain men were put on earth just to annoy me 24/7 unfortunate i married one of them...bless him.

S

Certain wimens aren't much better. Often high maintenance and have "needs". Rolling Eyes

I think men and women are as bad as each other...........my other half just looks at me and shakes his head sometimes....have no idea why he just does...

I only have a few needs ........low maintenance...


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Post by Mr Random on 27/6/2013, 12:47

Strumpet wrote:
I only have a few needs ........low maintenance...


S  

just the odd bit of lubrication once in a while

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Post by Strumpet on 27/6/2013, 13:01

Mr Random wrote:
Strumpet wrote:
I only have a few needs ........low maintenance...


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just the odd bit of lubrication once in a while

Of course....and a cuddle .

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Post by Mr Random on 27/6/2013, 13:02

CUDDLE!!!! do I look like one of them homosexualists?

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Post by Strumpet on 27/6/2013, 13:05

Mr Random wrote:CUDDLE!!!! do I look like one of them homosexualists?

Umm. Yes......
It was the pink g string ....
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Post by Mr Random on 27/6/2013, 13:06

OI it is not Pink it's salmon

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Post by Strumpet on 27/6/2013, 13:13

Mr Random wrote:OI it is not Pink it's salmon

Ohh Salmon .....and what would you call the way it sparkles in the light ?
Seriously is that all you are have you poked a pair of socks in there?
I'm impressed...

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Post by Mr Random on 27/6/2013, 13:15

nope it's two pairs of my old rugby socks

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Post by Strumpet on 27/6/2013, 13:17

Mr Random wrote:nope it's two pairs of my old rugby socks

So romantic .....can i still have the cuddle?

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 27/6/2013, 19:42

Mr Random wrote:CUDDLE!!!! do I look like one of them homosexualists?

What does a homosexualist look like? Laughing

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Post by BossHogg on 27/6/2013, 20:14

A bit like you. raz
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 27/6/2013, 22:19

Boss Hogg wrote:A bit like you. raz

Do you know what I look like? Razz

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Post by Stevie6544 on 28/6/2013, 20:30

A bit like a homosexualist?

(this could round and round like this forever....)
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 28/6/2013, 20:32

He should know what I look like.... Wink

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Post by Stevie6544 on 28/6/2013, 20:34

From Police 6?
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 1/7/2013, 17:16

Alan Marsh wrote:

I can't help thinking the OP needs to sort out things with the boyfriend now - without ranting, rather than staying quiet and letting it fester... anyone married more than 20 years agree?? Cool

Sorted. Long story which I shall not bore anyone with but the short of it is, he is being a twat and I have told him so.

So it is sorted in as much as he laid out what he'd like from the relationship and I told him to swivel. I'll offer anyone as much help and support as they need if they are willing to help themselves but I won't be mucked about or walked over.

Sounds selfish but this has been going on for a while now and I'm not about to become a sap that bounces back to his heel as soon as he clicks his fingers boxing Razz.
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 1/7/2013, 17:18

Strumpet wrote:

I think men and women are as bad as each other........... 

Totally agree Very Happy Degrees of bad and unacceptable behaviour and neither sex is immune to it.
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Post by Str8lolly on 1/7/2013, 17:42

Girl*Next*Door wrote:
Strumpet wrote:

I think men and women are as bad as each other........... 

Totally agree Very Happy Degrees of bad and unacceptable behaviour and neither sex is immune to it.


I agree, I am totally immune to sex. I can take as much as is given.
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Post by Mr Random on 1/7/2013, 17:45

I on the other hand never bloody get any

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 1/7/2013, 18:53

I'm sure our latest para member could help you out... Wink

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 1/7/2013, 19:01

Mr Random wrote:I on the other hand never bloody get any

I didn't know you were married clown Razz 
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Post by BossHogg on 1/7/2013, 19:08

Mr Random wrote:I on the other hand never bloody get any

I've had my quota today, it is my wedding anniversary after all. Wink
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