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Post by Alan Marsh on 27/6/2013, 11:02



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Post by Alan Marsh on 27/6/2013, 11:03

"These traffic lights are taking far too long to change"
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Post by BossHogg on 27/6/2013, 11:16

Another lowly paid driver on the bones of their arse. Very Happy
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Post by Alan Marsh on 27/6/2013, 11:41

"This is what happens if you wait until it is safe to reverse out of your drive onto a main road!"
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Post by BossHogg on 27/6/2013, 11:56

Especially where you live during the tourist season. lol!
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Post by Strumpet on 27/6/2013, 13:02

Yes i have lost weight....i didn't think it noticed..


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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 27/6/2013, 19:51

The dangers of waiting on the missus to finish getting ready.


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Post by Str8lolly on 27/6/2013, 20:17

What do you mean, the wife isnt feeding me enough?
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Post by Strumpet on 28/6/2013, 03:35

"Yes i have just driven from the cemetery How did you know?"


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Post by Alan Marsh on 28/6/2013, 10:47

"The RAC said they would be out to fix the car in about an hour...!"

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"A Highways Traffic Patrol should be here soon to clear away that discarded tyre, surely!"
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Post by BossHogg on 28/6/2013, 11:02

If we get told about it, we respond only not patrol. Wink
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Post by Alan Marsh on 28/6/2013, 20:15

Boss Hogg wrote:If we get told about it, we respond only not patrol. Wink

So when I follow one from Lancaster to Broughton at 50 mph it is actually on a response? Laughing 
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Post by Stevie6544 on 28/6/2013, 20:33

The drive-through queue was longer than expected.
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Post by Ploddarnsarf on 28/6/2013, 22:07

Still waiting for Summer.

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Post by BossHogg on 28/6/2013, 22:19

@Alan Marsh wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:If we get told about it, we respond only not patrol. Wink

So when I follow one from Lancaster to Broughton at 50 mph it is actually on a response? Laughing 

 Probably enroute to the butty van. Wink
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 28/6/2013, 22:47

At 50 mph? Clearly wasn't you driving. Razz

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Post by BossHogg on 28/6/2013, 22:53

and too far south! Wink
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Post by Alan Marsh on 29/6/2013, 12:30

Boss Hogg wrote:and too far south! Wink

If it had been further south, I'd have just assumed you were on your way to visit rellies! tongue 
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Post by BossHogg on 29/6/2013, 13:31

I don't visit that pile of shite. I left there 16 years ago and haven't been back. Wink
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Post by Alan Marsh on 6/7/2013, 22:43

Time for another pic to caption....



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Post by BossHogg on 6/7/2013, 22:58

Looks like a normal day at work to me. Wink

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 7/7/2013, 00:36

Boss Hogg wrote:Looks like a normal day at work to me. Wink


What, sitting in your 4x4 while your colleague gets wet?


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Post by BossHogg on 7/7/2013, 00:44

It was my colleague in the car taking the photo. I was the one up to my shins in flood water!
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 7/7/2013, 00:52

You fool! What happened to delegation?

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Post by Strumpet on 7/7/2013, 08:46

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:You fool! What happened to delegation?

They decided who went out by playing Rock, Paper, Scissors ...........................

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Post by BossHogg on 7/7/2013, 09:11

He was driving, number 1 rule, driver stays dry, you should know that. Wink
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Post by Alan Marsh on 8/7/2013, 00:41



"Dad, could you come and get me... I think I've flooded the engine"
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Post by Alan Marsh on 8/7/2013, 13:11

"No, I said Down the Hatch, not DROWN the Hatch!"
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