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Post by Steve Collins on 1/7/2013, 17:56

This one always has me in stitches. When the music stops leave it running it's not quite the end:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wT7zM8XgXQ

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Post by Mr Random on 1/7/2013, 18:04

Did I send you the pothole video?

can only find the facebook link so not sure if it'll work without an account, watch the black scooter in the middle

https://www.facebook.com/video/embed?video_id=10151601386028442


I applogise for the gay soundtrack, fucking Justin Beiber the twat

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Post by Steve Collins on 1/7/2013, 18:09

Yes, I've seen that one before what a plonker!

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 1/7/2013, 18:59

Steve Collins wrote:This one always has me in stitches. When the music stops leave it running it's not quite the end:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wT7zM8XgXQ

And we share the roads with these imbeciles!! Laughing

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Post by BossHogg on 1/7/2013, 19:17

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Post by Frank Drebin on 1/7/2013, 20:08

Some of those are epic. Must admit I particularly liked the one where the bloke waiting for the woman to park got so fed up waiting for her to take more shunts that the Austin Powers corridor scene that he went and parked it for her, then the woman in the Skoda estate going through the 'narrow' gateway, both in the first vid.

And in the spirit of poking fun at ourselves (the police contingent on here anyway), I'll add this. A pic rather than a vid, sadly,...

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 1/7/2013, 20:15

Frank Drebin wrote:

And in the spirit of poking fun at ourselves (the police contingent on here anyway), I'll add this. A pic rather than a vid, sadly,...


"Eeerr, Sarge? Hi, I think we have a problem..."

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Post by BossHogg on 1/7/2013, 20:27

err Sarge, do you know that brand new BMW estate with less than a 100 miles on the clock? it's now a snub nosed BMW estate!!! Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed 
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Post by Frank Drebin on 1/7/2013, 20:47

At the risk of saying far more than I really aught on a public forum,.............

That was the sarge,.....Laughing
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Post by BossHogg on 1/7/2013, 20:52

Err Inspector, do you know that.................... lol!
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 1/7/2013, 20:53

Frank Drebin wrote:At the risk of saying far more than I really aught on a public forum,.............

That was the sarge,.....Laughing

Oops! Laughing

Was he made to buy the cakes for a month?

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Post by Frank Drebin on 1/7/2013, 21:03

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Frank Drebin wrote:At the risk of saying far more than I really aught on a public forum,.............

That was the sarge,.....Laughing

Oops! Laughing

Was he made to buy the cakes for a month?

My bold:

**ahem** I posted the pic to be in-keeping with the thread, it reminded me of the incident. (Should have put that my original post tbf)

TBH I shouldn't really be taking the piss because a good copper got far more harshly punished than having to buy the cakes as a result of this incident and events in the immediate aftermath. Probably better that I don't go into any more detail right here.
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Post by BossHogg on 1/7/2013, 22:44

That's what the club is for. Wink
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Post by Mr Random on 2/7/2013, 09:55


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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 2/7/2013, 14:15

When I came to power, wimens will be banned from driving. That should free the roads up? Very Happy

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Post by Airborne on 2/7/2013, 14:31

Who's going to drive you back from the pub then ?
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 2/7/2013, 19:12

You. Very Happy

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Post by Airborne on 3/7/2013, 10:49

You can friggin whistle pal !
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 3/7/2013, 11:45

I'm whistling. Very Happy

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Post by Airborne on 3/7/2013, 12:35

Get a taxi you tight bastard !
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 3/7/2013, 12:50

Rich coming from you, when you'd rather walk 5 miles home pissed than get a taxi. Wink

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Post by Airborne on 3/7/2013, 12:58

Who'd want to share a taxi with you ?
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 3/7/2013, 14:03

Plenty of wimens have. Very Happy

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Post by Airborne on 3/7/2013, 15:47

and men....
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Post by BossHogg on 3/7/2013, 15:48

and lady boys
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 3/7/2013, 15:53

Boss Hogg wrote:and lady boys

Only because we were with me. Very Happy

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