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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 3/7/2013, 16:58

It's all well and good and a bunch of laughs but you bloody lot are highly distracting. I was supposed to be working today and because of this forum, my productivity has been on a slow decline ever since I logged on.

I've got about 80% done of what I wanted to.

Damn you all! Razz Very Happy.

On a side note, is it just me or does anyone else find the Uniform Dating advert makes them cringe? scratch 
It came on T.V earlier and I just find the whole concept a bit odd but the advert, well it's just strange scratch 
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Post by Mr Random on 3/7/2013, 17:02

ha I have a few stories about the firm that own that site, maybe I'll share one day

safe to say that ALLEGEDLY they couldn't ALLEGEDLY organize a fuck in a brothelALLEGEDLY

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 3/7/2013, 17:06

I have heard of some stories about it. One was told to me by a friend, a colleague of his went on there and set up a profile. Got chatting to a girl, met up with her, went on a date and then took her back to his place.

He woke up the next morning to find her gone and not just her, but his laptop, cash from his wallet, netbook, iPod etc etc gone with her....

He was a police officer....Embarassed 

I shouldn't have laughed but I couldn't help it Embarassed Laughing 

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Post by Mr Random on 3/7/2013, 17:09

that and Plenty of Fish are ALLEGEDLY full of rapists, nutters, thieves and mentalists

I have to be honest I'd rather be single then sign up to them

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 3/7/2013, 17:10

Mr Random wrote:that and Plenty of Fish are ALLEGEDLY full of rapists, nutters, thieves and mentalists


I thought all online dating sites attracted that sort?

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Post by Mr Random on 3/7/2013, 17:12

possibly I've only heard stories of them two

including a good mate of mine who went on a date with a girl from PoF and over lunch on the first date she started going on about her lads new daddy (him)

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 3/7/2013, 17:35

A friend of mine signed up to PoF. She swiftly closed her account when she started getting regular odd messages from complete and utter weirdos and perverts.

Random, agreed. Not a chance in hell I'd sign up to anything like that and actually meet up with people from it. I'd rather be single that 'settle' and I'd rather be single than go on a stream of dates with oddballs but there are a lot out there, men as well as women, where they just can't seem to stand being single and therefore, will date and 'see' anyone who offers themselves up. I don't get the mentality of it all.

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 3/7/2013, 17:35

So who's got an online dating profile then? Be honest! Wink

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Post by Mr Random on 3/7/2013, 17:38

not me I wouldn't do it even if I could afford to, and I can't afford to anyway

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Post by Airborne on 3/7/2013, 17:43

I havent. PMT does, he just doesnt know about it....
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 3/7/2013, 17:45

Mr Random wrote:not me I wouldn't do it even if I could afford to, and I can't afford to anyway

Thought they were free to join?

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Post by the spice girl on 3/7/2013, 17:47

I've got a few, all on same sex or "specialist" sites and all courtesy of my workmates. great, cheers

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 3/7/2013, 17:47

Airborne wrote:I havent. PMT does, he just doesnt know about it....

Like the one of "gay dogging" with your mobile no listed that you don't know about. Very Happy

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 3/7/2013, 17:47

I once set one up to snare a cheating ex.

I strung him along for about three weeks with online messages and flirted like a demon with him until he bit.
I set up a fake email address and gave him that under the guise of not wanting to hand my number out to somebody until I knew them a bit better. Once there was enough rope, I let him hang himself when he asked for my number. His reaction was priceless when I typed out my mobile number and hit 'reply'.

All of a sudden it was 'I was only messing about, I was bored! I wasn't actually going to cheat on you. I just wanted to pass time!' Rolling Eyes Laughing Laughing.
Then when that got no response, he started with the frantic texts and phonecalls.

The excuses that rolled out of his mouth in the moments of sheer panic afterwards were as priceless as the naked photos he'd sent of himself and the utter bollocks he had come out with over the three weeks Laughing Especially as during those three weeks it was all 'I love you, you're the best thing that has happened to me' Laughing. Those three weeks were the only time in my life I've ever suffered with severe headaches too....Twisted Evil Laughing 

So, I did have one but not for the traditional reason Wink.

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 3/7/2013, 17:47

the spice girl wrote:I've got a few, all on same sex or "specialist" sites and all courtesy of my workmates. great, cheers

clapping awwww, your friends sound lovely Razz Laughing
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Post by Mr Random on 3/7/2013, 17:48

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Mr Random wrote:not me I wouldn't do it even if I could afford to, and I can't afford to anyway

Thought they were free to join?

haven't a clue mate that's how little I know about them

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Post by the spice girl on 3/7/2013, 17:48

that's awesome. conniving cow

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Post by Mr Random on 3/7/2013, 17:49

the spice girl wrote:I've got a few, all on same sex or "specialist" sites and all courtesy of my workmates. great, cheers

nice, I'll let little Kev know

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Post by the spice girl on 3/7/2013, 17:51

who's little Kev?

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Post by Mr Random on 3/7/2013, 17:59

Blonde Chelsea fan, he's works Fulham borough now

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 3/7/2013, 18:05

the spice girl wrote:that's awesome. conniving cow

It was brilliant. If the twat had deleted his internet history or used private browsing then I'd have been none the wiser, I only found out because I used his laptop when I was staying at his place one evening and this dating website address popped up. With a profile that he'd left himself signed in to Rolling Eyes Laughing.

We'd only been together a couple of months so I wasn't heartbroken, more 'you lying little shitbag!' angry and out for revenge in a nice, civilised way Wink. It was quite hilarious how he'd promoted himself in his job too Wink. I was tempted to set up a date and confront him that way but that would have meant setting up another mobile number which was a bit too much effort for what it would have achieved Laughing 


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Post by the spice girl on 3/7/2013, 18:08

Mr Random wrote:Blonde Chelsea fan, he's works Fulham borough now

oh right. what's it got to do with him? or am I being thick (again)

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Post by Mr Random on 3/7/2013, 18:09

you know how we always said he was the gayest straight man we knew, his boyfriend now agrees

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Post by the spice girl on 3/7/2013, 18:12

penny has dropped

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