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Aspirin

Post by Ice man on 5/7/2013, 14:47

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual,
"I have a headache."
"Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository,... it's up to you!"
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Re: Aspirin

Post by Mr Random on 5/7/2013, 14:52

Husband comes out the bathroom and holds his hand out, Wife sees two small white pills

Wife:What are they?

Husband:paracetamol for your headache!

Wife:but I don't have a headache

Husband: got yah

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Re: Aspirin

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/7/2013, 18:44

lol!

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