A little Girl

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A little Girl

Post by Ice man on 5/7/2013, 15:03

A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot. One day a
construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all
the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the
workers.
Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more
or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her,
let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her
little jobs to do here and there to make her feel import ant.
At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope
containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her
mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested
that they take the two dollar "pay" she had received to the bank the next
day to start a savings account.
When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked
the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check at such a young
age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew
building the house next door to us."
My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on
the house again this week?"
The little girl replied, "I will if those arseholes at Home Depot ever
deliver the fucking sheet rock..."


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Re: A little Girl

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/7/2013, 18:47

lol! Very Happy

Ah yes, the dangers of swearing in front of young children. Laughing Embarassed 

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