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Post by Ice man on 5/7/2013, 20:26

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/7/2013, 20:30

That's fucking class! Laughing

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Post by BossHogg on 5/7/2013, 20:32

and also 25 years old, you've lived such a sheltered life. lol!
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/7/2013, 20:36

I've genuinely never heard that one before! Embarassed 

Does it look like I've lived a sheltered life? Razz

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Post by BossHogg on 5/7/2013, 20:57

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Does it look like I've lived a sheltered life? Razz

Do you really want me to answer that question? lol!


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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/7/2013, 20:59

You naughty little man. Evil or Very Mad

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Post by BossHogg on 5/7/2013, 21:02

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/7/2013, 21:04

I can play that game too remember.... Twisted Evil

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Post by BossHogg on 5/7/2013, 21:06

What game is that officer? innocent 
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/7/2013, 21:13

A breach of trust! Evil or Very Mad

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Post by BossHogg on 5/7/2013, 21:15

What do you take me for? I checked there was no one else online and as soon as you'd seen the post, I deleted it raz credit me with some sense. Wink
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Post by Ice man on 5/7/2013, 21:16

Boss Hogg wrote:What do you take me for? I checked there was no one else online and as soon as you'd seen the post, I deleted it :raz:credit me with some sense. Wink

I saw it.............
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Post by BossHogg on 5/7/2013, 21:17

You've seen it before. Razz
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/7/2013, 21:18

Boss Hogg wrote:You've seen it before. Razz

Are you still talking about the photo? Laughing Very Happy

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/7/2013, 21:20

Boss Hogg wrote:What do you take me for? I checked there was no one else online and as soon as you'd seen the post, I deleted it :raz:credit me with some sense. Wink

Calm down fannybaws! raz

I know that, otherwise I would have retaliated! Wink Razz

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Post by BossHogg on 5/7/2013, 22:25

Oh fuck off and go and change your tena lady - its full and you're starting to dribble. raz
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/7/2013, 22:27

I thought the puddle and trail was yours! raz

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Post by Ice man on 5/7/2013, 22:55

Boss Hogg wrote:You've seen it before. Razz

Yes, and it was really traumatic
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/7/2013, 22:59

What, Boss Hogg's doodah?

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Post by Ice man on 5/7/2013, 23:00

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:What, Boss Hogg's doodah?

That too...........
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/7/2013, 23:05

That "too"? Suspect 

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Post by BossHogg on 5/7/2013, 23:13

@Ice man wrote:
@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:What, Boss Hogg's doodah?

That too...........

You wouldn't like it on your nose as a fucking wart! raz
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Post by Mr Random on 5/7/2013, 23:23

Christ on a bike will you just fuck and get it over with lol

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/7/2013, 23:26

We already have, all 3 of us. Together. 3some 

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Post by Ice man on 5/7/2013, 23:28

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:We already have, all 3 of us. Together. 3some 

We agreed on never talk about that...........Razz 
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/7/2013, 23:30

Sorry, my bad. Embarassed 

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Post by Ice man on 6/7/2013, 14:52

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Sorry, my bad. Embarassed 

Too late, I think the secret is out now
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 6/7/2013, 15:01

Well I'm not ashamed about it! Very Happy

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