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Post by the spice girl on 6/7/2013, 17:20

your finger goes through the toilet paper as youre wiping

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 6/7/2013, 19:31

That is disgusting Laughing

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Post by the spice girl on 6/7/2013, 19:37

that's not the game. it starts with "that awkward moment when" and then you fill the rest in with something that you think is suitable. capisce?

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Post by Stevie6544 on 6/7/2013, 20:23

....you are sat, you have emptied, at which point you notice there IS no toilet paper....
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Post by the spice girl on 6/7/2013, 20:25

ouch, that's bad

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Post by Str8lolly on 6/7/2013, 21:02

Certain religions do not use paper. Just thought I would mention this.
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Post by Stevie6544 on 6/7/2013, 21:12

Are those the countries that have the 'hole in the wall' system, where the cleaning finger is placed in the hole and someone on the other side hits it with a hammer?
[think this one through, folks, start with what you usually do if you hit your own finger]
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Post by the spice girl on 6/7/2013, 21:42

is that like a glory hole with Janet street porter on the other side?

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Post by Str8lolly on 6/7/2013, 21:44

Sit on it?

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 6/7/2013, 21:45

Like India where you hover above a hole in the ground and shit?

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Post by Str8lolly on 6/7/2013, 21:47

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Like India where you hover above a hole in the ground and shit?

Close, Pakistan in a rich home. My daughter made the mistake of asking to use the toilet! Very Happy 
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 6/7/2013, 21:49

@Str8lolly wrote:
@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Like India where you hover above a hole in the ground and shit?

Close, Pakistan in a rich home. My daughter made the mistake of asking to use the toilet! Very Happy 

 I hope her aims good! Laughing

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Post by Str8lolly on 6/7/2013, 21:54

Note the two raised stones where you stand/sit? Bucket of water to flush everything away after you have used your hand to clean your bum and used the bucket water to wash hands. No towels or paper provided. Very Happy 

Now the shower is worse!
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Post by Mr Random on 6/7/2013, 22:31

That Awkward moment where you race between getting the key in the lock and pissing yourself

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 7/7/2013, 00:24

That awkward moment when you take part in "traffic light grand prix" but stall when launching off the line.

(it's never happened to me I hasten to add).

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 7/7/2013, 00:26

That awkward moment when you grab the hand of your missus, only to realise you've grabbed some randoms hand.

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Post by Mr Random on 7/7/2013, 00:27

I thought you loved me

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Post by Mr Random on 7/7/2013, 00:28

That awkward moment when she does something kinky and you like it

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 7/7/2013, 00:34

@Mr Random wrote:I thought you loved me

I do, and I'll never stop loving you.

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Post by Mr Random on 7/7/2013, 00:35

I NEED AN ADULT!!!!!!! I NEED AN ADULT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by the spice girl on 7/7/2013, 08:22

that awkward moment when someone makes you a shit cup of tea

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Post by kermit 2482 on 13/7/2013, 15:44

That awkward moment when your mrs says its bedtime and you just want to watch babestation
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Post by the spice girl on 13/7/2013, 16:45

that awkward moment when you mistake your pants for your love sock

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Post by kermit 2482 on 13/7/2013, 16:53

@the spice girl wrote:that awkward moment when you mistake your pants for your love sock

 Shocking we have been caught out lol
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 13/7/2013, 17:23

@the spice girl wrote:that awkward moment when you mistake your pants for your love sock

 Poor Doris Sad. Dumped in favour of crusty pants Sad Razz


That awkward moment you send a 'flirty' text to a friend, instead of your other half.
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Post by BossHogg on 13/7/2013, 17:52

That awkward moment when you send a filthy text to your wife explaining the depravity you're going to indulge in when you get home. Then your patrol partners phone beeps, he reads the text and says, "you're not fucking doing that to me!" affraid lol!
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Post by Mr Random on 13/7/2013, 18:00

something like 20 odd years ago a mate of mine accidentally called our teacher mum instead of miss- that was awkward, we still remind him once in a while that is fun

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Post by Stevie6544 on 13/7/2013, 19:32

that awkward moment when you decide to chance that risky fart......and follow-through
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Post by Strumpet on 14/7/2013, 08:39

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Like India where you hover above a hole in the ground and shit?

I was on a sleeper train going from Jodhpur to Delhi, the toilet consisted of a hole in the floor of the toilet which when you looked down you could see the tracks plus a jug on a bit of string....i refrained from going to the toilet.


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Post by Alan Marsh on 14/7/2013, 11:12

That awkward moment on a packed Paris Metro train when you decide to reach through the maze of bodies and reassuringly stroke the mrs hand holding the bar... and some Frenchman turns and gives you a shocked look instead!

My only excuse was that it WAS really packed tight... so tight you couldn't evenb reach in your pocket!! Embarassed 
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Post by the spice girl on 15/7/2013, 16:53

that awkward moment when you misjudge your audience with a borderline joke and just get dodgy looks and stoney faces....taxi......

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Post by Mr Random on 15/7/2013, 17:19

AKA the Random moment

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 16/7/2013, 19:06

That awkward moment when you promised the missus this morning that you'd cook tea tonight. Cue her text just now saying "home in 30 mins. Looking forward to tea. x" only to realise you've forgotten to do it...

HELP! lol!

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Post by the spice girl on 16/7/2013, 19:10

firstly, get off here! secondly, if it's goes ping in two mins forty five seconds it's fair game. throw in a bottle of wine and it's no hours all
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 16/7/2013, 19:15

You've done this before, haven't you? lol!

A quick raid on the freezer reveals a set of M&S "dine in for two" meals. Think there's a chilled half bottle of wine in the fridge.

She was expecting fresh homemade spag bol! Laughing

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Post by BossHogg on 16/7/2013, 19:19

Lazy bastard!!!! You can do spagbol in 30 minutes,  I cooked my wife her favourite, tuna pasta bake - from fridge to plate in 20 minutes, with a side order of garlic bread cooking whilst I'm boiling the pasta and making the sauce. Razz
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 16/7/2013, 19:26

Boss Hogg wrote:Lazy bastard!!!! You can do spagbol in 30 minutes,  I cooked my wife her favourite, tuna pasta bake - from fridge to plate in 20 minutes, with a side order of garlic bread cooking whilst I'm boiling the pasta and making the sauce. Razz

Homemade garlic bread? Homemade pasta sauce? Razz

There's no way I can make spag bol in under 30 mins! Laughing

Perhaps she'll end up having meat balls tonight (my balls affraid)

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Post by BossHogg on 16/7/2013, 19:29

I'd hope she gets a last minute job that delays her if I was you. Razz
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Post by BossHogg on 16/7/2013, 19:30

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Homemade garlic bread? Homemade pasta sauce? Razz

Easy when you've made it on a regular basis. Wink
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 16/7/2013, 19:37

Boss Hogg wrote:I'd hope she gets a last minute job that delays her if I was you. Razz

She'd clocked off and was texting me from the ASDA. Slightly worrying that she's driven it in 30 minutes! affraid

She's rushed in and upstairs to get changed. Clearly hasn't noticed the microwave going. Laughing

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 16/7/2013, 19:39

Boss Hogg wrote:
@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Homemade garlic bread? Homemade pasta sauce? Razz

Easy when you've made it on a regular basis. Wink

Sounds like you've been domesticated mate... Laughing

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Post by BossHogg on 16/7/2013, 19:48

No, I used to be single and fending for myself, now, I make the portions bigger to feed 2 - mega brownie points and more conjugal hows your father. Wink
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 16/7/2013, 19:56

Boss Hogg wrote:No, I used to be single and fending for myself, now, I make the portions bigger to feed 2 - mega brownie points and more conjugal hows your father. Wink

I'd snap you up in an instant if you were single with cookery skillz like that. Wink lol!

So, what's in Boss Hoggs special sauce then? Laughing

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Post by BossHogg on 16/7/2013, 19:58

That would be telling, it's all in the wrist action. wank nudie
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