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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by the spice girl on 17/7/2013, 14:46

*sobbing silently in the corner**

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 17/7/2013, 14:47

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Girl*Next*Door wrote:Cock of the week more like Razz Laughing

I've been voted as having the best cock this week? Very Happy

Good effort! Laughing Laughing

It was there for the taking. Wink

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by Girl*Next*Door on 17/7/2013, 14:47

Now look what you've done! Evil or Very Mad Laughing Poor Spicey *hands a tissue and a hug*

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 17/7/2013, 14:48

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Girl*Next*Door wrote:Last I heard, it wasn't your guard you were dropping for him Shocked Laughing.

It's hardly a secret. Wink

Spicey is still coming to terms with it all, be gentle Laughing.

He's anything but gentle! I've got bruises and bite marks! affraid

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 17/7/2013, 14:48

the spice girl wrote:*sobbing silently in the corner**

Dry your eyes mate
I know it's hard to take but her mind has been made up
There's plenty more fish in the sea
Dry your eyes mate
I know you want to make her see how much this pain hurts
But you've got to walk away now
It's over

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by Girl*Next*Door on 17/7/2013, 14:49

Only because you asked for them! Well that's what he told me Razz Laughing

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 17/7/2013, 14:49

Girl*Next*Door wrote:Now look what you've done! Evil or Very Mad Laughing Poor Spicey *hands a tissue and a hug*

It's an underhanded ploy to get sympathy and it's working! Evil or Very Mad 

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 17/7/2013, 14:50

Girl*Next*Door wrote:Only because you asked for them! Well that's what he told me Razz Laughing

i said be gentle, it's a new experience for me! Wink

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by the spice girl on 17/7/2013, 14:57

Girl*Next*Door wrote:Now look what you've done! Evil or Very Mad Laughing Poor Spicey *hands a tissue and a hug*

 will you rub my leg whilst giving me a hug? it'll make me feel better.........

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by Girl*Next*Door on 17/7/2013, 14:58

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Girl*Next*Door wrote:Only because you asked for them! Well that's what he told me Razz Laughing

i said be gentle, it's a new experience for me! Wink

New? Don't kid yourself! You're the forum bitch and don't you forget it Razz Laughing

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 17/7/2013, 14:59

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Girl*Next*Door wrote:Now look what you've done! Evil or Very Mad Laughing Poor Spicey *hands a tissue and a hug*

 will you rub my leg whilst giving me a hug? it'll make me feel better.........

That's not your leg I'm rubbing Razz Laughing.

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by the spice girl on 17/7/2013, 15:00

and thats not hand sanitiser like i told you

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by Girl*Next*Door on 17/7/2013, 15:02

Damn, I wish I hadn't licked my fingers now Razz Laughing.

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by the spice girl on 17/7/2013, 15:03

its protein. good for you. and i videoed it (in my bank in my head)

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Re: Pet Hates.

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the spice girl wrote:its protein. good for you. and i videoed it (in my bank in my head)

I hope you zoomed in!

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by the spice girl on 17/7/2013, 15:17

basics

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by Girl*Next*Door on 17/7/2013, 15:25

Pair of raging perverts! Laughing Razz.

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by the spice girl on 17/7/2013, 15:43

thanks very much!!!

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by Girl*Next*Door on 17/7/2013, 15:47

It was a compliment Razz Laughing

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 17/7/2013, 15:47

It's the nicest thing you've ever said to me! Wink

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by Girl*Next*Door on 17/7/2013, 15:48

True, I'll be back to my usual insulting self in a second Razz Laughing.

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by the spice girl on 17/7/2013, 16:09

I've fallen for you all over again

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by Girl*Next*Door on 17/7/2013, 16:17

Awwww, I'd never insult you Spicey darling wub Razz

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by the spice girl on 17/7/2013, 16:20

I know that baby! no geriatric sailor can come between what we've got darling xxxx

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by Girl*Next*Door on 17/7/2013, 16:29

It's true love wub. Sorry PMT, the wedding is off, he's mine Razz Laughing.

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 17/7/2013, 16:43

You're welcome to him. I'll stick with Mrs PMPT who has proper tits. Very Happy

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by Mr Random on 17/7/2013, 16:44

fuck me I have one day out doing stuff and miss all the fun

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Per Mare Per Terram wrote:You're welcome to him. I'll stick with Mrs PMPT who has proper tits. Very Happy

You're only jealous because he chose me over you. It's an ugly trait to have Razz Laughing

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Anyway, Mrs PMPT has three proper tits, if we count you as well Razz Laughing.

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Post by the spice girl on 17/7/2013, 16:55

don't listen to him sweetie. rejection and malice are terrible things. where's the honeymoon going to be? I was thinking of splashing out for somewhere exotic? Ipswich or somewhere.....

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Per Mare Per Terram wrote:You're welcome to him. I'll stick with Mrs PMPT who has proper tits. Very Happy

You're only jealous because he chose me over you. It's an ugly trait to have Razz Laughing

Ah, but I had him first! Very Happy

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 17/7/2013, 16:57

Ipswich? You mean a B&B in Ramsgate is out? I thought you said you were going to spoil me? Sad

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Girl*Next*Door wrote:Anyway, Mrs PMPT has three proper tits, if we count you as well Razz Laughing.

Yes, and two of them are big and bouncy. Very Happy

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Per Mare Per Terram wrote:You're welcome to him. I'll stick with Mrs PMPT who has proper tits. Very Happy

You're only jealous because he chose me over you. It's an ugly trait to have Razz Laughing

Ah, but I had him first! Very Happy

Actually, I was first but Spicey agreed to keep it quiet to save your feelings Razz

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Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Girl*Next*Door wrote:Anyway, Mrs PMPT has three proper tits, if we count you as well Razz Laughing.

Yes, and two of them are big and bouncy. Very Happy

I'm definitely NO (in bold to make it quite clear my post was edited by twat-features over there) lesbian but she is blessed Very Happy

 PMT, fuck off with the post editing! You twat! Laughing


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the spice girl wrote:don't listen to him sweetie. rejection and malice are terrible things. where's the honeymoon going to be? I was thinking of splashing out for somewhere exotic? Ipswich or somewhere.....

Are you prepared for people to ask why you're on holiday with your daughter?

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Post by Mr Random on 17/7/2013, 16:58

no he said ruin not spoil subtle differance

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the spice girl wrote:don't listen to him sweetie. rejection and malice are terrible things. where's the honeymoon going to be? I was thinking of splashing out for somewhere exotic? Ipswich or somewhere.....

Are you prepared for people to ask why you're on holiday with your daughter?

That has actually happened to me and a boyfriend. Don't joke about it, it was most uncomfortable Laughing.

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Mr Random wrote:no he said ruin not spoil subtle differance

Oh, even better Twisted Evil Laughing.

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Post by Mr Random on 17/7/2013, 17:01

dirty cow, I knew I liked you for a reason

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Post by the spice girl on 17/7/2013, 17:02

what do you mean your lesbanese!!??? am I actually going to et blown out again?
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no just means she'll take you to an exotic restaurant (you know with plates,cutlery and stuff)

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 17/7/2013, 17:04

PMT edited my post. Again Rolling Eyes Laughing.

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Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
the spice girl wrote:don't listen to him sweetie. rejection and malice are terrible things. where's the honeymoon going to be? I was thinking of splashing out for somewhere exotic? Ipswich or somewhere.....

Are you prepared for people to ask why you're on holiday with your daughter?
actually, I was going to fire you a pm about that. how do you deal with it? factor in the whole "punching massively above your weight" issue and you must have pretty tough skin

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You're only jealous because he chose me over you. It's an ugly trait to have Razz Laughing

Ah, but I had him first! Very Happy

Actually, I was first but Spicey agreed to keep it quiet to save your feelings Razz

He was virgin until I met him. Wink

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Girl*Next*Door wrote:
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Girl*Next*Door wrote:Anyway, Mrs PMPT has three proper tits, if we count you as well Razz Laughing.

Yes, and two of them are big and bouncy. Very Happy

I'm definitely NO (in bold to make it quite clear my post was edited by twat-features over there) lesbian but she is blessed Very Happy

 PMT, fuck off with the post editing! You twat! Laughing

I'm a huge bell end and love rimming goats said Boss Hogg. Wink


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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 17/7/2013, 17:23

Girl*Next*Door wrote:PMT edited my post. Again Rolling Eyes Laughing.

Not guilty, it's Random. Wink

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Post by Mr Random on 17/7/2013, 17:29

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
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Yes, and two of them are big and bouncy. Very Happy

I'm definitely NO (in bold to make it quite clear my post was edited by twat-features over there) lesbian but she is blessed Very Happy

 PMT, fuck off with the post editing! You twat! Laughing

I'm a huge bell end and love rimming goats. Wink

 not me mate why would I edit such prose

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 17/7/2013, 17:32

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I'm a huge bell end and love rimming goats. Wink

 We know, but it's not something you should be shouting about PMT Rolling Eyes Razz.

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Post by the spice girl on 17/7/2013, 17:33

so now I have a man and a woman (both gheyers) fighting over me. I feel torn

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