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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 7/8/2013, 20:25

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Post by M.Angel on 13/8/2013, 08:20

Lol! This thread really cracks me up! I never laughed so hard in a short amount of time being here Very Happy .

Anyways, my pet hate is those who "know it all" For example, this guy I work with used to work at a main branch that for now we will call Molco. Now, he works for the distribution center that preps pallets for Molco and this guy comes and tries to tell everyone how things should be and how things were run at Molco. The guy doesn't get the point that our distribution center is 1. Not a union, and 2. Not molco. 

Sometimes I think he just has nothing better to do but bitch and complain. So I tell him to get back to work and receive the usual smart remark before he goes and does what he is told.

Another one would be when you tell someone something and they blab to someone else.
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Post by the spice girl on 13/8/2013, 09:42

people who stand in a long queue at a coffee shop (usually wimmins) they get to the front and start asking questions. I want to punch them in the back of the head

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Post by the spice girl on 13/8/2013, 09:44

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 I nicked a guy with one of those in his possession. seemed gen but I didn't dig any further, better things to do really. his was engraved with more than that though but it was still instantly recognisable and very worn. nice guy, in the end

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Re: Pet Hates.

Post by Girl*Next*Door on 13/8/2013, 12:38

@the spice girl wrote:people who stand in a long queue at a coffee shop (usually wimmins) they get to the front and start asking questions. I want to punch them in the back of the head
I've walked out of places before for that very reason. Worse is when they get to the front of the queue and change their mind or stick to their original decision but then spend ages deciding what else they'd like to go with the original order of a coffee.

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 13/8/2013, 12:41

Another pet hate....

When you're out on a Friday or Saturday night and go to the ladies to be confronted with a gaggle of women surrounding the one in tears because she has found her boyfriend kissing/touching up somebody else. 
As a result, the ladies toilets are like a cattle market and nobody can get in or out because one woman has decided it's the ideal place to slag off her boyfriend or have relationship counselling from her dozen friends Rolling Eyes.

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Post by M.Angel on 13/8/2013, 12:47

@Girl*Next*Door wrote:Another pet hate....

When you're out on a Friday or Saturday night and go to the ladies to be confronted with a gaggle of women surrounding the one in tears because she has found her boyfriend kissing/touching up somebody else. 
As a result, the ladies toilets are like a cattle market and nobody can get in or out because one woman has decided it's the ideal place to slag off her boyfriend or have relationship counselling from her dozen friends Rolling Eyes.
 *Pat pat* there there.
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Post by the spice girl on 13/8/2013, 12:49

wheels on suitcases and fuckers just pull them along taking everyone out behind them on the tube.
I kick them to unbalance them when I can

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 13/8/2013, 12:49

Excuse me! I've never done that, waste of a night out and besides, revenge is a dish best served cold Wink Laughing.

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Post by the spice girl on 13/8/2013, 12:50

@Girl*Next*Door wrote:Another pet hate....

When you're out on a Friday or Saturday night and go to the ladies to be confronted with a gaggle of women surrounding the one in tears because she has found her boyfriend kissing/touching up somebody else. 
As a result, the ladies toilets are like a cattle market and nobody can get in or out because one woman has decided it's the ideal place to slag off her boyfriend or have relationship counselling from her dozen friends Rolling Eyes.
 perfect opportunity to
move in there and get a sympathy fuck. or at least finger her

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 13/8/2013, 12:51

Sick! Laughing.

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 13/8/2013, 12:54

@the spice girl wrote:
@Girl*Next*Door wrote:Another pet hate....

When you're out on a Friday or Saturday night and go to the ladies to be confronted with a gaggle of women surrounding the one in tears because she has found her boyfriend kissing/touching up somebody else. 
As a result, the ladies toilets are like a cattle market and nobody can get in or out because one woman has decided it's the ideal place to slag off her boyfriend or have relationship counselling from her dozen friends Rolling Eyes.
 perfect opportunity to
move in there and get a sympathy fuck. or at least finger her
That's got to be the most sensible thing you've ever posted!

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Post by the spice girl on 13/8/2013, 12:58

@Girl*Next*Door wrote:Sick! Laughing.
 what? smash her back doors in over the bog whilst she's crying and her mascara is stick all runny. perfect!!! win win sutuation. just wipe your cock on the back of her dress an we are on

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 13/8/2013, 12:59

Sick and twisted Razz Laughing

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Post by M.Angel on 13/8/2013, 13:04

@Girl*Next*Door wrote:Excuse me! I've never done that, waste of a night out and besides, revenge is a dish best served cold Wink Laughing.
 Lets not forget what happened to the last person who said "revenge is a dish best served cold" 

Look up "Khan's Dying Breath" Since I cant post external links for 7 days....Fuck. Found my newest Pet Hate.
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 13/8/2013, 13:18

Star Trek? Really? I have no intention of breaking the habit of a lifetime and becoming even slightly familiar with the geeky wet dream that is Star Trek Razz Laughing

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Post by M.Angel on 13/8/2013, 13:20

Hey Star Trek is awesome! next to Star Wars, Doctor Who....
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 13/8/2013, 13:23

Oh FFS Rolling Eyes.


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Post by the spice girl on 13/8/2013, 13:24

@M.Angel wrote:Hey Star Trek is awesome! next to Star Wars, Doctor Who....
 oh. my. fucking. god. a Trekkie nerd. that's my ammo for the new member

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Post by M.Angel on 13/8/2013, 13:30

Bring it on! I got my phaser set on KEEL!
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Post by the spice girl on 13/8/2013, 13:34

got your cock set on "power wank" more like it

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Post by Mr Random on 13/8/2013, 15:29

@the spice girl wrote:wheels on suitcases and fuckers just pull them along taking everyone out behind them on the tube.
I kick them to unbalance them when I can
And that is why you are my new hero!

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Post by the spice girl on 13/8/2013, 15:35

if you do it right you can flip it really hard and Hurt thier wrist. plus cause chaos in the queue. bonus is you can look all hurt, hop about and  shout abuse and everyone looks at them disapprovingly. it's a good thing for humanity

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 13/8/2013, 15:41

I count myself lucky that on the occasions I've been to London and had a wheely suitcase, you haven't been behind me Laughing

Then again, I'm considerate and carry it where possible innocent.

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Post by the spice girl on 13/8/2013, 15:57

I don't do it to hot chicks. you're safe

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 13/8/2013, 16:02

Oh, you flatter! Razz Laughing.

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Post by kermit 2482 on 14/8/2013, 02:20

pet hate, women who go to the toilet in pairs and trios all the flaming time and are in their for what appears to be hours and your waiting for your mrs to come out
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 14/8/2013, 10:43

I think I'm maybe a bit anti-social. I stopped doing that when I was at primary school Laughing.

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Post by Alan Marsh on 14/8/2013, 10:56

@the spice girl wrote:wheels on suitcases and fuckers just pull them along taking everyone out behind them on the tube.
I kick them to unbalance them when I can
Is it possible to do something similar to cars towing caravans? Twisted Evil 

And don't get me started on motor homes... £40,000 plus the fuel to move it, the parking of it, and the cleaning etc., make it a VERY expensive alternative to a good hotel or guest house!

I notice an increasing number are towing small cars behind too, so that the owners can get about without having to take a small bungalow into small towns and villages!
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Post by Merlotmonster on 19/8/2013, 20:00

Ha ha..I have hired a very expensive motor home to go to Badminton Horse trials! reason being its an isolated spot and I want to be on site to see my horse. I used to take a tent but years of freezing and wet weather has made me have a re-think!

Pet hate...middle lane hoggers, people who are late/always let you down at the last minute/ the irritating laughing woman in my office/ loud children in resturants / sniffers on trains / aggressive drunks / hmmm..think I may have tolerance issues!
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Post by BossHogg on 19/8/2013, 20:15

@Merlotmonster wrote:think I may have tolerance issues!
That's why we love you. lol!
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Post by the spice girl on 19/8/2013, 20:56

Jaime cullum. I punch him all day long, in the back of the head

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Get your gloves on spicey. Wink

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Post by Merlotmonster on 19/8/2013, 20:59

awww!! hes a cutey!
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 19/8/2013, 21:04

Cutie? It begins with C but it certainly isn't cutie Razz Laughing

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Post by the spice girl on 19/8/2013, 21:07

condescending cunt. I'm sure he's a nice bloke etc etc but when I hear his voice on the radio I just feel rage, serious

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 19/8/2013, 21:10

In every interview I've seen him in, he has had major ego. Can't stand him.

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Post by M.Angel on 20/8/2013, 03:12

Fuckin twat he is :/

Pet Hate...people who look right at you and then cut you off.
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Post by kermit 2482 on 20/8/2013, 09:25

Most serious pet hate, thoughtless pricks that block my van in when they know i have work to do !!!!!! ARGH cant get out of my driveway!!!
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Post by the spice girl on 20/8/2013, 10:45

my mate has a thing about wet teaspoons in sugar packets in the old communal brew kits. fucking brilliant as I wind him up about it all the time and do it. he knows he's getting wound up on purpose but he still flips. awesome

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Post by BossHogg on 20/8/2013, 11:16

I hate that too! that's why I have my own brew kit so it stays the way I left it. Wink
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 20/8/2013, 11:25

I can't say I'm a fan of the wet teaspoon trick but it doesn't bother me that much.
I know of somebody who does it all the time, to such an extent the teaspoon builds up a crust of rock hard sugar. Scummy sod!

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Post by kermit 2482 on 22/8/2013, 12:21

Double glazing salesmen !!!!!
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Post by the spice girl on 22/8/2013, 12:38

that scouse bloke in the British bake off thing. what a smug cunt. and trying to get rid and hide his liverpool accent. an accent is something to be proud of! bearded cunt

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