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Post by Alan Marsh on 10/7/2013, 23:41

Receiving oral sex from an ugly woman is like rock climbing;

You should never look down!!
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Post by BossHogg on 11/7/2013, 00:11

In my house, oral sex usually.means talking about it! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Post by Mr Random on 11/7/2013, 00:12

Would that mean anal sex is sitting down and planning it on paper for hours?

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Post by Alan Marsh on 11/7/2013, 00:21

Boss Hogg wrote:In my house, oral sex usually.means talking about it! Very Happy:D:D 

What is it called if you insert it in her ear then? clown 
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Post by Mr Random on 11/7/2013, 00:22

Aural sex?

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Post by Alan Marsh on 11/7/2013, 01:10

@Mr Random wrote:Aural sex?

That is what I was thinking of... PMPT didn't hear the question....! Laughing 
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Post by Mr Random on 11/7/2013, 01:13

I did hear that if you put your cock into someones ear you can fuck some sense into them

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Post by Strumpet on 11/7/2013, 03:27



Didn't want to leave you out Mr Randy...


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Post by BossHogg on 11/7/2013, 04:24

@Alan Marsh wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:In my house, oral sex usually.means talking about it! Very Happy:D:D 

What is it called if you insert it in her ear then? clown 

She says I'm always head fucking her! lol!
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/7/2013, 07:42

@Mr Random wrote:I did hear that if you put your cock into someones ear you can fuck some sense into them

Doesn't appear to have made any difference to you. Wink Razz

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/7/2013, 07:43

@Alan Marsh wrote:
@Mr Random wrote:Aural sex?

That is what I was thinking of... PMPT didn't hear the question....!  Laughing 

Pardon? Very Happy lol!

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