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Post by The Hawkster on 11/7/2013, 01:12

Hi all!

I'm back! Very Happy

Took a short excursion - working like mad recently, almost gots meself a wimens! Very Happy

Anyway's lads, that's me checking in!

Ciao! Very Happy
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Post by Mr Random on 11/7/2013, 01:14

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Post by Strumpet on 11/7/2013, 03:50

We really missed you...How can you almost get a woman??? Was she with someone else? Didn't like the aftershave? Pick up line didn't work?

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Post by BossHogg on 11/7/2013, 05:39

Welcome back youngun, still coming up with excuses for not hiding the sausage I see. lol!
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Post by Strumpet on 11/7/2013, 07:38

Boss Hogg wrote:Welcome back youngun, still coming up with excuses for not hiding the sausage I see. lol!
Does he not know what to do with it?

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/7/2013, 07:45

Welcome back Hawkster. Very Happy

Good to have you onboard again. Wink

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Re: Returning from a short excursion!

Post by Ploddarnsarf on 11/7/2013, 08:50

hawky94 wrote:Hi all!

I'm back! Very Happy

Took a short excursion - working like mad recently, almost gots meself a wimens! Very Happy

Anyway's lads, that's me checking in!

Ciao! Very Happy
What happened, didn't you give her enough rohipnol !!!

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Post by BossHogg on 11/7/2013, 08:56

Strumpet wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:Welcome back youngun, still coming up with excuses for not hiding the sausage I see. lol!
Does he not know what to do with it?

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You and G*N*D will have to take him in hand and show him the ways of the world. Don't wear him out too much. lol!
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Post by Strumpet on 11/7/2013, 09:15

Boss Hogg wrote:
Strumpet wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:Welcome back youngun, still coming up with excuses for not hiding the sausage I see. lol!
Does he not know what to do with it?

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You and G*N*D will have to take him in hand and show him the ways of the world. Don't wear him out too much. lol!

I'll let GND break him in......Hawky just don't offer her a cup of tea....

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/7/2013, 10:15

I also agree he needs broken in. GND? Very Happy

(You lucky boy Hawky!) Wink

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 11/7/2013, 10:50

Don't drag me in to this! Anyway, I'd feel guilty, ruining an innocent like that Very Happy.

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Post by Airborne on 11/7/2013, 10:50

What kind of forum are you running here, a knocking shop ?
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/7/2013, 11:00

Girl*Next*Door wrote:Don't drag me in to this! Anyway, I'd feel guilty, ruining an innocent like that Very Happy.

You haven't even seen what he looks like yet! Razz

I'm sure you've "ruined" plenty of innocents. Wink

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/7/2013, 11:00

Airborne wrote:What kind of forum are you running here, a knocking shop ?

isn't that why you're here? Very Happy

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Post by Airborne on 11/7/2013, 11:02

Im here because you said you needed protecting !
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/7/2013, 11:06

Yes, from being anally raped by Ice Man and Boss. I hope you've lubed up well? Very Happy

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Post by BossHogg on 11/7/2013, 11:08

Airborne wrote:What kind of forum are you running here, a knocking shop ?

Why, do you want fixed up? our rates are very reasonable. Wink
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 11/7/2013, 11:11

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Girl*Next*Door wrote:Don't drag me in to this! Anyway, I'd feel guilty, ruining an innocent like that Very Happy.

You haven't even seen what he looks like yet! Razz

I'm sure you've "ruined" plenty of innocents. Wink

He's younger than my younger sisters. It's not happening! Very Happy

Nope, not me. I'm the one who was led astray, I wouldn't do it to anyone else Crying or Very sad Laughing.

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Post by Airborne on 11/7/2013, 11:12

Boss Hogg wrote:
Airborne wrote:What kind of forum are you running here, a knocking shop ?

Why, do you want fixed up? our rates are very reasonable.  Wink

Any members discount going ?
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/7/2013, 11:14

Girl*Next*Door wrote:
Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Girl*Next*Door wrote:Don't drag me in to this! Anyway, I'd feel guilty, ruining an innocent like that Very Happy.

You haven't even seen what he looks like yet! Razz

I'm sure you've "ruined" plenty of innocents. Wink

He's younger than my younger sisters. It's not happening! Very Happy

Nope, not me. I'm the one who was led astray, I wouldn't do it to anyone else Crying or Very sad Laughing.

You can change that by leading me astray? Very Happy

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/7/2013, 11:15

Airborne wrote:
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Airborne wrote:What kind of forum are you running here, a knocking shop ?

Why, do you want fixed up? our rates are very reasonable.  Wink

Any members discount going ?

I think they'd need a discount to go with YOU! Very Happy

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 11/7/2013, 11:17

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Girl*Next*Door wrote:
Per Mare Per Terram wrote:

You haven't even seen what he looks like yet! Razz

I'm sure you've "ruined" plenty of innocents. Wink

He's younger than my younger sisters. It's not happening! Very Happy

Nope, not me. I'm the one who was led astray, I wouldn't do it to anyone else Crying or Very sad Laughing.

You can change that by leading me astray? Very Happy

There's nowhere for you to be led, you've been there and back again Very Happy Very Happy.
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Post by BossHogg on 11/7/2013, 11:22

and round the block - 3 times! lol!
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 11/7/2013, 11:44

Exactly, the filthy little ratbag Razz Laughing

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/7/2013, 11:48

Girl*Next*Door wrote:
Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Girl*Next*Door wrote:

He's younger than my younger sisters. It's not happening! Very Happy

Nope, not me. I'm the one who was led astray, I wouldn't do it to anyone else Crying or Very sad Laughing.

You can change that by leading me astray? Very Happy

There's nowhere for you to be led, you've been there and back again Very Happy Very Happy.

What, I'm experienced? Very Happy

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Post by Airborne on 11/7/2013, 11:51

Boss Hogg wrote:and round the block - 3 times! lol!

3 times? And the bloody rest !!
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Post by BossHogg on 11/7/2013, 11:52

Let's face it, knowing Hawky the way we do, with his track record, if he fell in a barrel of tits, he'd come out sucking his own thumb! lol!
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 11/7/2013, 11:52

Experienced? Well used more like Razz Laughing Laughing

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Boss Hogg wrote:Let's face it, knowing Hawky the way we do, with his track record, if he fell in a barrel of tits, he'd come out sucking his own thumb! lol!

 Awwww! That's harsh! Laughing Laughing
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/7/2013, 11:56

Airborne wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:and round the block - 3 times! lol!

3 times? And the bloody rest !!

Yeah, with you as my wing man remember. Very Happy

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Boss Hogg wrote:Let's face it, knowing Hawky the way we do, with his track record, if he fell in a barrel of tits, he'd come out sucking his own thumb! lol!

I do believe he has made some progress on the wimens front! Wink

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Post by BossHogg on 11/7/2013, 11:57

but oh so true. Very Happy
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/7/2013, 11:57

Girl*Next*Door wrote:Experienced? Well used more like Razz Laughing Laughing

Well I'm not complaining. Very Happy

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/7/2013, 12:01

Boss Hogg wrote:but oh so true. Very Happy

Absolutely! Very Happy

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Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Girl*Next*Door wrote:Experienced? Well used more like Razz Laughing Laughing

Well I'm not complaining. Very Happy

 From the man who said "at the end of the day, fanny is fanny", that doesn't surprise me Laughing Laughing.
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Girl*Next*Door wrote:
Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Girl*Next*Door wrote:Experienced? Well used more like Razz Laughing Laughing

Well I'm not complaining. Very Happy

 From the man who said "at the end of the day, fanny is fanny", that doesn't surprise me Laughing Laughing.

Well it is.

I'm sure you work on the premise that cock is cock? raz

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 11/7/2013, 12:07

Don't tar me with your bloody brush! 

I'm living the life of a nun at the moment, I'm in mourning Sad Laughing. I'm doomed, living with J.W parents and grandmother and sister, working more often than not (which allows me to skive on here Razz ) and in the sticks. No hope Sad Laughing
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/7/2013, 12:13

You still live at home? The jokes on you! raz

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Post by BossHogg on 11/7/2013, 12:20

and no Christmas to look forward to! affraid
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Per Mare Per Terram wrote:You still live at home? The jokes on you! raz

I do since I decided I'd have enough of being pratted about by boyfriend. Pratted about in a 'I need time and space' kind of way, I've done the supportive bit with him twice in the past year and being as I gave up my flat and up moved up to Manchester to live with him, there wasn't much option but for me to come back home Razz. Couldn't stay at his, didn't want to live on my own in Manchester when everything I know is down here so scratching a deposit together over the Summer for a place here. In the meantime, I'm attempting to hold on to my sanity while I'm here Razz Very Happy.
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 11/7/2013, 12:30

Boss Hogg wrote:and no Christmas to look forward to! affraid

or birthdays *sniff* Crying or Very sad Razz Laughing
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Post by BossHogg on 11/7/2013, 12:40

I'm surprised the fellas aren't queueing up, you're not only easy on the eye but easy on the wallet too! lol!
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 11/7/2013, 12:44

Ever the romantic eh Boss Laughing. Despite how I come across on here, I'm fussy Razz Laughing

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Post by BossHogg on 11/7/2013, 12:55

It's a good job, as most of my members couldn't give a fuck as long as the object of their devious intentions has got a pulse! lol!
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 11/7/2013, 13:03

Girl*Next*Door wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:and no Christmas to look forward to! affraid

or birthdays *sniff* Crying or Very sad Razz Laughing

Or easter.

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Boss Hogg wrote:I'm surprised the fellas aren't queueing up, you're not only easy on the eye but easy on the wallet too! lol!

My kinda girl! lol!

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Boss Hogg wrote:It's a good job, as most of my members couldn't give a fuck as long as the object of their devious intentions has got a pulse! lol!

"as most"? Don't you mean "all"? Laughing

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Good point, well presented. Very Happy
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Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Girl*Next*Door wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:and no Christmas to look forward to! affraid

or birthdays *sniff* Crying or Very sad Razz Laughing

Or easter.

That too.

On the other hand, I don't have to splash out for birthdays, Christmas, Easter, Mothers Day or Fathers Day. Kerching! Laughing
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Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:I'm surprised the fellas aren't queueing up, you're not only easy on the eye but easy on the wallet too! lol!

My kinda girl! lol!

Any girl is your kind of girl, providing she is still breathing Razz Laughing.
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