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Politically Correct

Post by Steve Collins on 19/7/2013, 16:32

Apparently it's no longer politically correct to direct a joke at any racial or ethnic minority, so try this one:

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurkha, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, a Buddhist and an African went to a night club.

The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai. "

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Re: Politically Correct

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 19/7/2013, 16:37

lol!

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Re: Politically Correct

Post by Mr Random on 19/7/2013, 21:26

I like that

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Re: Politically Correct

Post by Alan Marsh on 20/7/2013, 12:31

I tried to tell it to my youngest son, but he had gone to bed by the time I was halfway through the list! Laughing Sleep 
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