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Post by BossHogg on 19/7/2013, 18:58

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish Garda.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer, from London , and is certain that he has a better education than any paddy cop.

He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Garda's expense!!

Irish Garda says,' License and registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What for?'

Irish Garda replies, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the Stop sign.'

London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'

Irish Garda says, 'You still didn't come to a complete stop.

License And registration, please.'

London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'

Irish Garda says, 'The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!'

London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between 'slow down' and 'stop', I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'

Irish Garda says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.'

The London lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish Garda takes out his baton and starts beating the crap out of the lawyer with it and says, 'Now then sir do you want me to stop, or just slow down ?'
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Re: Irish Garda

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 19/7/2013, 19:06

lol!

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Re: Irish Garda

Post by Alan Marsh on 20/7/2013, 12:35

That'll make a good joke du jour for Nankivell... who did you steal it from so I can make sure he gives the credit to the write person...! Razz Razz Razz 

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Post by Strumpet on 20/7/2013, 12:39

@Alan Marsh wrote:That'll make a good joke du jour for Nankivell... who did you steal it from so I can make sure he gives the credit to the write person...!  Razz Razz Razz 

I invited another presenter to the forum... I hope she joins up, as we need more wimmens!wub 

Why is GND too much to handle.......????

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Re: Irish Garda

Post by Strumpet on 20/7/2013, 12:41

Great joke ...love it..


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Re: Irish Garda

Post by Alan Marsh on 20/7/2013, 12:41

@Strumpet wrote:
@Alan Marsh wrote:That'll make a good joke du jour for Nankivell... who did you steal it from so I can make sure he gives the credit to the write person...!  Razz Razz Razz 

I invited another presenter to the forum... I hope she joins up, as we need more wimmens!wub 

Why is GND too much to handle.......????

lol! 


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She has to want a day off from time to time...!
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Re: Irish Garda

Post by Strumpet on 20/7/2013, 12:45

@Alan Marsh wrote:
@Strumpet wrote:
@Alan Marsh wrote:That'll make a good joke du jour for Nankivell... who did you steal it from so I can make sure he gives the credit to the write person...!  Razz Razz Razz 

I invited another presenter to the forum... I hope she joins up, as we need more wimmens!wub 

Why is GND too much to handle.......????

lol! 


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She has to want a day off from time to time...!

True..

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