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Post by BossHogg on 23/7/2013, 08:38

Just been sleeping off nights, a humongous clap of thunder has shook the room waking me up! - bastard!
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 23/7/2013, 11:07

Is Boss Hogg Towers still standing? lol!


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Post by Strumpet on 23/7/2013, 12:55

He's hiding under the doona poor Mrs boss .....having to calm him down .....
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 23/7/2013, 14:46

She's best off sedating him! lol!

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Post by the spice girl on 23/7/2013, 14:54

a rough tough soldier like you boss? living out in the field. scared of the thunder and rain? you've dropped in my estimation now

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Post by BossHogg on 23/7/2013, 14:59

It didn't scare me, just woke me up, fucking thunder!!! Put my earplugs in and went back to sleep - no more disturbance. Wink
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 23/7/2013, 15:25

the spice girl wrote:a rough tough soldier like you boss? living out in the field. scared of the thunder and rain? you've dropped in my estimation now

Errr, he was RMP! Wink lol!

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Post by BossHogg on 23/7/2013, 19:06

Didn't stop me arresting the fuck out of everyone. Wink
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 23/7/2013, 19:21

It's not as if you had any other purpose.... raz

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Post by BossHogg on 23/7/2013, 19:23

Was there any need for anything else? Wink
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Post by the spice girl on 23/7/2013, 19:24

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
the spice girl wrote:a rough tough soldier like you boss? living out in the field. scared of the thunder and rain? you've dropped in my estimation now

Errr, he was RMP! Winklol!

 good point well made. RMP, is that part of the All Girls Corps?

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 23/7/2013, 19:26

Boss Hogg wrote:Was there any need for anything else? Wink

True, once a monkey always a monkey. The stigmas always there. Wink lol!

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 23/7/2013, 19:27

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Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
the spice girl wrote:a rough tough soldier like you boss? living out in the field. scared of the thunder and rain? you've dropped in my estimation now

Errr, he was RMP! Winklol!

 good point well made. RMP, is that part of the All Girls Corps?

There's no need to insult the All Girl Corps! lol!

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Post by BossHogg on 23/7/2013, 19:36

When my glorious corps was swallowed up by the stationary dollies in 1992, they said we'd have to rebadge and wear their green beret. The Provost Marshal at the time said, "You can fucking shove that right up your arse!!!" "We are Red Caps and we will wear our Red Caps and we will keep our own capbadge" - Exemplo Ducemus Sir! salute
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Post by the spice girl on 23/7/2013, 19:39

so all
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 23/7/2013, 19:42

Boss Hogg wrote:When my glorious corps was swallowed up by the stationary dollies in 1992, they said we'd have to rebadge and wear their green beret. The Provost Marshal at the time said, "You can fucking shove that right up your arse!!!" "We are Red Caps and we will wear our Red Caps and we will keep our own capbadge" - Exemplo Ducemus Sir! salute

Too fucking right. I'm not having green becoming infected with filth. Wink

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Post by BossHogg on 23/7/2013, 19:44

It was slime green not cabbage patch doll green Razz
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 23/7/2013, 19:45

the spice girl wrote:so all
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Yes.

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Post by BossHogg on 23/7/2013, 19:46

the spice girl wrote:a rough tough soldier like you boss? living out in the field. scared of the thunder and rain? you've dropped in my estimation now
Living in the field? fuck that!!! that's what 9x9s, camp beds and tent heaters were for. thumb
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 23/7/2013, 19:47

Boss Hogg wrote:It was slime green not cabbage patch doll green Razz

I know that, but greens green! raz

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Post by the spice girl on 23/7/2013, 19:48

Boss Hogg wrote:
the spice girl wrote:a rough tough soldier like you boss? living out in the field. scared of the thunder and rain? you've dropped in my estimation now
Living in the field? fuck that!!! that's what 9x9s, camp beds and tent heaters were for. thumb
if you're not infantry then you're only playing at it. (so I've heard)

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Post by BossHogg on 23/7/2013, 19:52

The only time I ever dug in was during my provost ops exercise during training. We once turned up at a harbour area on a major NATO exercise in Germany, the WO2 in charge of the area said, "right there are your arcs of fire, stand to is 0600 and 2300". Our platoon commander told him to fuck off as we were responsible for policing the exercise and not playing at soldiers. lol!
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 23/7/2013, 19:55

You haven't lived until you dug a hole in a field and curled out a massive turd in the pouring rain in winter! lol! Wink

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Post by BossHogg on 23/7/2013, 20:04

Oh I've done that alright - middle of February - fucking freezing!!! needed a pick axe to help dig the trench!!! Another exercise in Germany - November 1988 -30 degrees C sleeping in the hay loft of a barn with 6" of ice inches from my face, I couldn't feel my toes, and that was in an Arctic sleeping bag!!!
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Post by Mr Random on 23/7/2013, 20:10

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:You haven't lived until you dug a hole in a field and curled out a massive turd in the pouring rain in winter! lol!Wink

 and that was just at work lastnight

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 23/7/2013, 20:12

Nah, I just jump over the crash barrier and deliver my turds in the long grass. Wink

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Post by Alan Marsh on 23/7/2013, 21:34

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Nah, I just jump over the crash barrier and deliver my turds in the long grass. Wink

And that's just at home of an evening...! Laughing 
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 23/7/2013, 21:36

You been spying on me again? lol!

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Post by Alan Marsh on 24/7/2013, 00:15

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:You been spying on me again? lol!

No, somebody put a video on YouTube!
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Post by Ice man on 24/7/2013, 04:56

Boss Hogg wrote:Oh I've done that alright - middle of February - fucking freezing!!! needed a pick axe to help dig the trench!!! Another exercise in Germany - November 1988 -30 degrees C sleeping in the hay loft of a barn with 6" of ice inches from my face, I couldn't feel my toes, and that was in an Arctic sleeping bag!!!

 I don't understand, what is so strange with this? That's sounds like a normal night in the paradise, but without the sleeping bag
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Post by Strumpet on 24/7/2013, 05:00

Ice man wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:Oh I've done that alright - middle of February - fucking freezing!!! needed a pick axe to help dig the trench!!! Another exercise in Germany - November 1988 -30 degrees C sleeping in the hay loft of a barn with 6" of ice inches from my face, I couldn't feel my toes, and that was in an Arctic sleeping bag!!!

 I don't understand, what is so strange with this? That's sounds like a normal night in the paradise, but without the sleeping bag

I would die if it was that cold..........it's 18c here at the moment and i'm freezing...my dogs have their jackets on......


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Post by Ice man on 24/7/2013, 05:06

The coldest temperature I have experienced is......-47C, and it was not so bad.
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Post by Strumpet on 24/7/2013, 05:56

Ice man wrote:The coldest temperature I have experienced is......-47C, and it was not so bad.
Not bad affraid   i can not even imagine how cold that feels...


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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 11:30

Ice man wrote:The coldest temperature I have experienced is......-47C, and it was not so bad.

When I was doing artic training, we had to stop the course briefly when it reached -40C. lol!

Try jumping into a frozen lake at -30C. affraid

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Post by Alan Marsh on 24/7/2013, 11:46

Last year I cycled home in -3.6 °C and was freezing cold.
The next two nights in the same clothing, at -6.2 °C and -6.5 °C I was warm as toast!

I believe it was warm enough for me to sweat in my clothing the first night, but not the other two, so I felt (and was) warmer.

Often when I reach home after my ride, I am sweating and feel hot - but my wife says I feel really cold to her touch!
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 24/7/2013, 12:10

I actually much prefer cold weather to hot weather.

I was at the yard last Winter and it was bloody freezing. Everyone was complaining that it was too cold, I loved it. At least you can add layers in cold weather and move to warm up and to be honest, riding and running about doing stuff keeps you warm anyway but it's less funny when you're filling water buckets and having to go back half an hour later to smash the top because it's frozen again. Also much less funny when the whole yard, except one person, would wrap the tap in bubblewrap and when this one person consistently 'forgot', they then threw a hissy fit that there was no water....Evil or Very Mad 

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Post by the spice girl on 24/7/2013, 12:37

my bath ran slightly cold once. but I got in anyway. does that count?

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Post by BossHogg on 24/7/2013, 13:10

I had a cold bath every night before going on night shift - no hot in it at all, does that make me hardcore? lol!
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 24/7/2013, 13:14

I flinch when I turn the shower on. It's a fine art of diving in, quickly turning the tap and diving back out again until it warms up a bit.

Clearly not hardcore Laughing

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 24/7/2013, 13:14

Boss Hogg wrote:I had a cold bath every night before going on night shift - no hot in it at all, does that make me hardcore? lol!
That's not hardcore, that's insanity Shocked Shocked Laughing 

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 13:56

the spice girl wrote:my bath ran slightly cold once. but I got in anyway. does that count?

Only if it made your bollocks retreat.

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Boss Hogg wrote:I had a cold bath every night before going on night shift - no hot in it at all, does that make me hardcore? lol!

Bath? Fucking gheyer. A cold showers where it's at. That's hardcore. raz

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Post by the spice girl on 24/7/2013, 14:01

oi, you're not in peters pool now bootneck!

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Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:I had a cold bath every night before going on night shift - no hot in it at all, does that make me hardcore? lol!

Bath? Fucking gheyer. A cold showers where it's at. That's hardcore. raz
I would've have got a shower if we had one, fucking housing association won't put one in, and I'm certainly not paying for one to go in which I'll have to leave if I move.
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Post by the spice girl on 24/7/2013, 14:04

fuck me you're tight! if you're staying there for the foreseeable the 200 quid or whatever will save itself as you're water meter will drop right down

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Post by BossHogg on 24/7/2013, 14:23

Filling the bath doesn't cost me a thing, I put a hose on the neighbours outside tap. Wink Plus we're not on a meter, I pay a set monthly amount. Very Happy
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Post by the spice girl on 24/7/2013, 14:25

I give up

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 14:28

the spice girl wrote:oi, you're not in peters pool now bootneck!

My bad, it's an old habit...

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 14:30

Water meter? We don't all live darn sarf.

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Post by BossHogg on 24/7/2013, 14:34

Yeah, I live in the Lake district and got water coming out of my ears!!! raz
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