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Post by the spice girl on 24/7/2013, 17:02

place your useless or little known facts in here. ill kick it off. 

the sound a duck makes has no echo, and no one knows why

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Post by Alan Marsh on 24/7/2013, 17:26

If you stretched ALL the worms in the world end to end they would reach the moon... but one of the buggers would be bound to wriggle and spoil it! drunken 
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 24/7/2013, 17:33

PMT has a fit Mrs. Despite ongoing research in to this, nobody yet knows how or why this freak phenomena has occurred.

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Post by Alan Marsh on 24/7/2013, 17:34

@Girl*Next*Door wrote:PMT has a fit Mrs. Despite ongoing research in to this, nobody yet knows how or why this freak phenomena has occurred.

Hypnotism. She thought it would help her stop smoking!
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Post by the spice girl on 24/7/2013, 17:35

@Girl*Next*Door wrote:PMT has a fit Mrs. Despite ongoing research in to this, nobody yet knows how or why this freak phenomena has occurred.

 it's called female blindness.
PMT looks like he's been punched repeatedly in the face with a chainsaw

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Post by the spice girl on 24/7/2013, 17:37

a butterfly tastes with it's feet

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 24/7/2013, 17:40

Horses cannot vomit which is why colic can be fatal.

Guinnes was invented by a Welshman, in Wales. He sold the recipe to an Irishman and the bastard took all the credit.

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Post by the spice girl on 24/7/2013, 17:43

The Great Wall of China is often thought as being the only man-made object visible from the moon. In reality no man-made object on Earth can be seen with the naked eye from the Earth's moon. Given good circumstances one might be able to discern the result of some human activity such as the changing of the Netherlands' coast or the partial drying out of the Aral Sea, but even that would not be easy. Some astronauts have reported seeing the Great Wall from low earth orbit, among a number of man-made structures. In reality, a viewer would need visual acuity 17,000 times better than normal (20/20) to see the Wall from the Moon, and vision 8 times better than normal to see it from low earth orbit.

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Post by BossHogg on 24/7/2013, 17:53

Horses can only roll one way, If one rolls up against the stable wall, it can be fatal as they thrash about trying to right themselves, I spent many a night assisting the RMP Mounted Troop night duty corporal in trying to right the fuckers by throwing a rope round their legs to pull them over. (the horse, not the corporal. Wink )
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 24/7/2013, 18:02

You must have had a quick turn of foot to avoid flying hooves then Shocked 

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Post by BossHogg on 24/7/2013, 18:03

I was 10 stone lighter back then. Wink
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 18:05

Boss Hogg wrote:I was 10 stone lighter back then. Wink

You were 20 stone back then? raz Wink Laughing

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Post by BossHogg on 24/7/2013, 18:06

Yeah, and still a lot smaller than your fucking mouth - cunt! raz lol!

right catch you later, bath then Red Cross training Wink
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Post by Alan Marsh on 24/7/2013, 18:09

Not sure if this is classed as a fact, but it is bloody funny!

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 18:12

@Girl*Next*Door wrote:PMT has a fit Mrs. Despite ongoing research in to this, nobody yet knows how or why this freak phenomena has occurred.

I'm a catch, and you know it! Very Happy

@Alan Marsh wrote:Hypnotism.  She thought it would help her stop smoking!

Rohypnol I tell thee!

The only thing she's smoked is my penis. Wink

@the spice girl wrote:
 it's called female blindness.
PMT looks like he's been punched repeatedly in the face with a chainsaw

Yeah, because you're such a looker yourself....

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Post by the spice girl on 24/7/2013, 18:14

that's a bite. anyway, your face would start a fucking war

thanks for the compliment though

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 24/7/2013, 18:20

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
@Girl*Next*Door wrote:PMT has a fit Mrs. Despite ongoing research in to this, nobody yet knows how or why this freak phenomena has occurred.

I'm a catch, and you know it! Very Happy

Yeah, a 'careful what you catch' kind of catch Razz Laughing

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 18:23

@the spice girl wrote:that's a bite. anyway, your face would start a fucking war

thanks for the compliment though

My face is obviously doing something right seeing as I'm the one balls deep in Mrs PMPT of a night. Very Happy

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 18:28

@Girl*Next*Door wrote:
@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
@Girl*Next*Door wrote:PMT has a fit Mrs. Despite ongoing research in to this, nobody yet knows how or why this freak phenomena has occurred.

I'm a catch, and you know it! Very Happy

Yeah, a 'careful what you catch' kind of catch Razz Laughing

You know that simply isn't true. Wink

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 24/7/2013, 18:36

That's not what Random told me affraid 

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Post by BossHogg on 24/7/2013, 18:37

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:My face is obviously doing something right seeing as I'm the one balls deep in Mrs PMPT of a night. Very Happy
Yeah - and somebody else is when you'e on nights. Razz
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Post by Mr Random on 24/7/2013, 18:39

@Girl*Next*Door wrote:That's not what Random told me affraid 

 you can leave me out of this, I know nothing (literally)

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Post by the spice girl on 24/7/2013, 18:49

boss, when PMT is on nights just call his landline and I bet you'll hear steel drums in the background

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Post by BossHogg on 24/7/2013, 18:58

Fuck phoning, its not far off the top of my beat, I'll go and look through the window. Wink
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 19:02

Boss Hogg wrote:
@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:My face is obviously doing something right seeing as I'm the one balls deep in Mrs PMPT of a night. Very Happy
Yeah - and somebody else is when you'e on nights. Razz

Not according my CCTV footage. raz Wink

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Post by the spice girl on 24/7/2013, 19:03

ooohhh, a suspicious man

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 19:05

@the spice girl wrote:boss, when PMT is on nights just call his landline and I bet you'll hear steel drums in the background

You won't, I can assure you. raz

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Post by the spice girl on 24/7/2013, 19:06

no I won't, but boss will

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 19:08

@the spice girl wrote:ooohhh, a suspicious man

I prefer "security conscious". Wink

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 19:10

@the spice girl wrote:no I won't, but boss will

He'll need the number first.

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Post by the spice girl on 24/7/2013, 19:12

he has ways! he says he's an Internet guru super ninja phone spy

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 19:17

Interesting that he can do it without knowing my surname or address! I'm prepared to be wowed!

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Post by the spice girl on 24/7/2013, 19:18

he said he can do it. I believe him

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 19:43

Then you're more gullible and stupid than I thought....

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Post by BossHogg on 24/7/2013, 20:14

I've already got them from one of your colleagues. Wink
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Post by the spice girl on 24/7/2013, 20:20

see, point proven

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 20:20

Boss Hogg wrote:I've already got them from one of your colleagues.  Wink

They've lied to you mate. Only 2 colleagues know my address, and neither would speak to a HATO. Wink

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 20:23

@the spice girl wrote:see, point proven

I repeat my previous point:

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Then you're more gullible and stupid than I thought....

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Post by the spice girl on 24/7/2013, 20:29

so that's two potential informants then?

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Post by BossHogg on 24/7/2013, 20:32

He didnt give me it per se, I'm a scouser, I nicked his address book. lol!
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 20:33

@the spice girl wrote:so that's two potential informants then?

If that's what you say they are....

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 20:34

Boss Hogg wrote:He didnt give me it per se, I'm a scouser, I nicked his address book.  lol!

Who has an address book in 2013? raz

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Post by Mr Random on 24/7/2013, 20:34

is it 444-4444 ? (I may've been watching Bottom on youtube, I mean the show with Eddie & Richie not something vaguely sexual)

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Post by BossHogg on 24/7/2013, 20:43

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:He didnt give me it per se, I'm a scouser, I nicked his address book.  lol!

Who has an address book in 2013? raz

Jocks! Razz
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 20:49

Boss Hogg wrote:
@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:He didnt give me it per se, I'm a scouser, I nicked his address book.  lol!

Who has an address book in 2013? raz

Jocks! Razz

One colleague is an Engerlisher, so I'm not sure who's address book you have. raz

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Post by BossHogg on 24/7/2013, 20:55

He's associated with Jocks for too long, he's slipped into your sloppy ways. Razz
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 24/7/2013, 21:01

Boss Hogg wrote:He's associated with Jocks for too long, he's slipped into your sloppy ways. Razz

I don't know any "jocks" under 65 that have an address book.... raz

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Post by Strumpet on 25/7/2013, 03:02

Your foot is the same length as your forearm..............................(between the wrist and elbow)...


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Post by Strumpet on 25/7/2013, 03:11

LSD was first synthesized in 1938 by Swiss chemist Albert Hofmann.....


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Post by the spice girl on 25/7/2013, 12:57

The geographical center of North America is near Rugby, North Dakota.

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