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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 16:44

Or she loves me very much? Very Happy

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 26/7/2013, 16:51

That's an even more ridiculous thought raz Wink Laughing

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 16:58

You've spoken to her? Wink

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 26/7/2013, 17:04

Yes. She told me she only puts up with you because of your pension raz rofl Razz

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Re: Happy birthday Boss!

Post by Alan Marsh on 26/7/2013, 17:18

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Try living with a Geordie for 20 odd years! affraid
Gazza?

You have my sympathies! Very Happy 
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 17:23

Girl*Next*Door wrote:Yes. She told me she only puts up with you because of your pension razrofl Razz

Sounds about right! Good job she doesn't know I've already wasted 1/3 of my pension. Wink

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 26/7/2013, 17:24

She does know. That's why she's working on the life insurance next raz Laughing

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Re: Happy birthday Boss!

Post by Alan Marsh on 26/7/2013, 17:24

Boss 46? I don't believe it!

♪♫♪ hippo boobs sheepshagger sheepshagger ,  hippo boobs sheepshagger sheepshagger , hippo boobs dear Boss, hippo boobs sheepshagger sheepshagger ! ♪♫♪

Hippo Birdie 2 ewes! Wanted to do that for ages! clown 
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Re: Happy birthday Boss!

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 17:25

Alan Marsh wrote:
Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Try living with a Geordie for 20 odd years! affraid
Gazza?

You have my sympathies! Very Happy 

Not Gazza, much worse especially when she's had a drink! lol!

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 17:27

Girl*Next*Door wrote:She does know. That's why she's working on the life insurance next razLaughing

I don't doubt it! She once (or twice) told me that she could make my death look like an accident! affraid

(she's a paramedic)

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Re: Happy birthday Boss!

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 17:28

Alan Marsh wrote:Boss 46? I don't believe it!

♪♫♪ hippo boobs sheepshagger sheepshagger ,  hippo boobs sheepshagger sheepshagger , hippo boobs dear Boss, hippo boobs sheepshagger sheepshagger ! ♪♫♪

Hippo Birdie 2 ewes!  Wanted to do that for ages! clown 

I'm sure he'll be out "celebrating" with the sheep tonight! sheepshagger 

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 26/7/2013, 17:28

I suggest you stay on the right side of her, forever Razz Laughing

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Re: Happy birthday Boss!

Post by BossHogg on 26/7/2013, 17:28

Clever lass. Wink
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Re: Happy birthday Boss!

Post by Alan Marsh on 26/7/2013, 17:30

Girl*Next*Door wrote:She does know. That's why she's working on the life insurance next razLaughing

I heard PMPT was going to leave his body to medical science, but they have vowed to contest the will!

He DID say that Str8lolly could have a bit right now!
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 17:33

Girl*Next*Door wrote:I suggest you stay on the right side of her, forever Razz:lol:

Unless I get to her first! Twisted Evil

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 17:35

Boss Hogg wrote:Clever lass. Wink

You'd forever mourn my untimely demise! Very Happy

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Re: Happy birthday Boss!

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 17:37

Alan Marsh wrote:
Girl*Next*Door wrote:She does know. That's why she's working on the life insurance next razLaughing

I heard PMPT was going to leave his body to medical science, but they have vowed to contest the will!

He DID say that Str8lolly could have a bit right now!

lol!

You've put far too much thought into this! Quiet afternoon?

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Re: Happy birthday Boss!

Post by Mr Random on 26/7/2013, 17:39

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:Clever lass. Wink

You'd forever mourn my untimely demise! Very Happy

 I'm looking forwards to the month long hangover

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 26/7/2013, 17:39

Me or Alan?

If you mean me, I have had three days of cleaning, pricing and getting stuff ready for an event at the weekend and I am slowly going mad(der) Laughing

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Re: Happy birthday Boss!

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Mr Random wrote:
Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:Clever lass. Wink

You'd forever mourn my untimely demise! Very Happy

 I'm looking forwards to the month long hangover

Drowning your sorrows. Cheers mate.

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Post by Mr Random on 26/7/2013, 17:53

celebrating mainly

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 18:02

A celebration of my life? Very Happy

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Post by Mr Random on 26/7/2013, 18:08

my dance lessons not being a waste of money

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 18:11

Why would you want to dance on my grave? Sad

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 26/7/2013, 18:15

To make sure the earth is packed down tight and there is no resurrecting Wink raz Laughing

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 18:17

It's a good job that my last wishes state that my grave must be booby trapped with grenades. Very Happy

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Post by Mr Random on 26/7/2013, 18:18

landmines surely

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 18:20

Mr Random wrote:landmines surely

And take out my own corpse?! Shocked

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Post by Mr Random on 26/7/2013, 18:25

you'd be dead why give a fuck

when I die I want to be wrapped in C4 and blown to fuck for the birds to eat

in Catford Highstreet- I recon I could do £4 worth of improvements

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Re: Happy birthday Boss!

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 18:47

Because everyone else here will want the opportunity to visit my grave, mourn, shed a load of tears and pay their respects. Can't do that if I've blasted it to pieces...

Please put your method in your will, and I'll happily carry out your wishes.

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Post by BossHogg on 26/7/2013, 18:50

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
I'm sure he'll be out "celebrating" with the sheep tonight! sheepshagger 

 I won't - early night tonight, up at 4 for early shift. Sad
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Boss Hogg wrote:
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I'm sure he'll be out "celebrating" with the sheep tonight! sheepshagger 

 I won't - early night tonight, up at 4 for early shift. Sad

What a lucky break for the sheep! Wink

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Post by Mr Random on 26/7/2013, 18:55

hahaha me a will I'd have to borrow a pot to piss in at the moment

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Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
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I'm sure he'll be out "celebrating" with the sheep tonight! sheepshagger 

 I won't - early night tonight, up at 4 for early shift. Sad

What a lucky break for the sheep! Wink
It is as you left your shagging boots in my car. Razz
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Post by Str8lolly on 26/7/2013, 19:01

Alan Marsh wrote:
Girl*Next*Door wrote:She does know. That's why she's working on the life insurance next razLaughing

I heard PMPT was going to leave his body to medical science, but they have vowed to contest the will!

He DID say that Str8lolly could have a bit right now!


A bit? A bit? I want it all!
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 19:02

Mr Random wrote:hahaha me a will I'd have to borrow a pot to piss in at the moment

Don't say I didn't offer! Wink

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Post by Mr Random on 26/7/2013, 19:06

you'd only interfere with my corpse

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 I won't - early night tonight, up at 4 for early shift. Sad

What a lucky break for the sheep! Wink
It is as you left your shagging boots in my car. Razz

No worries, I'll get them at our next weekly dogging meet? Wink

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 19:07

Mr Random wrote:you'd only interfere with my corpse

Is that an invitation?

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Mr Random wrote:you'd only interfere with my corpse
and you'd like it. Mind you, can we tell the difference between live and dead in the shagging stakes where you're concerned? Razz
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 19:09

Str8lolly wrote:
Alan Marsh wrote:
Girl*Next*Door wrote:She does know. That's why she's working on the life insurance next razLaughing

I heard PMPT was going to leave his body to medical science, but they have vowed to contest the will!

He DID say that Str8lolly could have a bit right now!


A bit? A bit? I want it all!

I didn't realise you were into necrophilia! Shocked affraid

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 19:11

Boss Hogg wrote:
Mr Random wrote:you'd only interfere with my corpse
and you'd like it. Mind you, can we tell the difference between live and dead in the shagging stakes where you're concerned? Razz

lol! owned 

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Post by Mr Random on 26/7/2013, 19:15

I'ts been a while so I may need diagrams

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 19:18

Mr Random wrote:I'ts been a while so I may need diagrams

I'll show you... Wink

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Post by Mr Random on 26/7/2013, 19:19

I'll tell David Cameron on you if you keep posting them images

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 19:36

Don't you recognise yourself in the images?

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Post by Mr Random on 26/7/2013, 19:40

yes that's why I'm telling David Cameron

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 19:42

I had your consent.

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Post by Mr Random on 26/7/2013, 19:49

I know I just want him to see me in all my glory

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 26/7/2013, 19:50

Did you like what you saw?

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