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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 31/7/2013, 21:43

God alive, I'm nearly lost for words. Just watching it on ITV now and a anti-social behaviour officer was called to a flat in Birmingham, somebody called saying a dog had been abandoned in a flat.

Turns out the dog hasn't been abandoned, it's just been allowed to piss and shit all over the flat, rubbish strewn everywhere, bedding so filthy it's black and it seems the two people living among it felt it was a suitable environment for a baby.... 

Dog shit and puddles of rancid piss all over the kitchen floor while baby bottles are drying on a rack thick with grime and filth.
Fine, if two grown adults want to live in a pit that even a pig would turn it's nose up at, absolutely fine if they feel the need to do that but to bring a baby in to it? Fucks sake....Evil or Very Mad.

The excuse given to the police and social services that turned up to the sight of it? "We had somebody graffitti our front door twice last week. It depresses me".
Not depressed enough though for the laptop to be off, instead of showing a game on Facebook....

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people? 
I know it goes on and I know worse than that goes on but they're two young adults, mid-twenties and no apparent health problems. Anyone would get depressed living in that kind of shithole!

To be fair to the two coppers that turned up, one was gobsmacked and the other said they possibly needed to tidy up as it was a health risk to them all. No shit Sherlock Shocked

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Post by Mr Random on 31/7/2013, 21:45

I've been in places with the council where I've had to wipe my feet on the way out, gagging all the way to answer my non-ringing phone

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 31/7/2013, 21:48

It might sound naive but I honestly cannot even begin to get my head around how people can live like it.

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Post by Mr Random on 31/7/2013, 21:53

I have to say ever occasion I can think of was Africans, so not really people affraid

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 31/7/2013, 21:55

Homes in that state are much more common than you think. When I used to be on response, many council properties are like that.

Rubbish piled high, dirty dishes everywhere, piles of dirty washing, flies flying around and the most horrific smells known to man.

I'm glad I rarely visit people's homes now!


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Post by Mr Random on 31/7/2013, 21:59

but always a massive TV

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 31/7/2013, 22:01

But why? Why do people allow their homes to get like that? I don't believe every one of them can have mental health issues. I think it's sheer laze and filth Shocked.

A three month old baby being brought up in that. I wanted to retch looking at it, let alone living in it.

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 31/7/2013, 22:02

Yes, complete with sky and all manner of expensive electrical goods!!

It's true that those people spend all day watching Jeremy Kyle!

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Girl*Next*Door wrote:But why? Why do people allow their homes to get like that? I don't believe every one of them can have mental health issues. I think it's sheer laze and filth Shocked.

A three month old baby being brought up in that. I wanted to retch looking at it, let alone living in it.

It's usually down to laziness and the fact they couldn't give a fuck as its not their house!

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Post by Mr Random on 31/7/2013, 22:03

Girl*Next*Door wrote:But why? Why do people allow their homes to get like that? I don't believe every one of them can have mental health issues. I think it's sheer laze and filth Shocked.

A three month old baby being brought up in that. I wanted to retch looking at it, let alone living in it.

 Idleness they can't be fucked

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 31/7/2013, 22:04

I accidentally turned the TV over to Jeremy Kyle the other morning. Almost ended it there and then Laughing

I'm not shocked at the state of it all, just genuinely baffled as to how and why people are like it. There's laze and then there's fucking bone idle Shocked. I've seen farm animals live in a cleaner way than that.

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 31/7/2013, 22:08

It comes from generations of the same family not working and living off the state!

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 31/7/2013, 22:16

It's a whole different breed I suppose. Just fucks me off when there are babies and children being made to grow up in it and think it's normal.

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 31/7/2013, 22:24

That's the saddest thing about it!

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Post by Str8lolly on 31/7/2013, 22:57

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:It comes from generations of the same family not working and living off the state!


I dont believe this is correct. I have been in homes where the parents and grandparents worked all their lives. Then the son/daughter has never been out of work. Yet the non working partner with responsibility for the children, is always out with their friends, leaving the home to fend for itself.

Have also been in homes where the couple have never worked, yet their home is spotless.
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 1/8/2013, 00:16

Str8lolly wrote:
Per Mare Per Terram wrote:It comes from generations of the same family not working and living off the state!


I dont believe this is correct. I have been in homes where the parents and grandparents worked all their lives. Then the son/daughter has never been out of work. Yet the non working partner with responsibility for the children, is always out with their friends, leaving the home to fend for itself.

Have also been in homes where the couple have never worked, yet their home is spotless.

It's very correct. There are households where 2-3 generations haven't worked.

Re tidiness of homes. There's always going to be exceptions to the rule. However, having worked as a response officer for a few years which often involved entering the homes of the undesirables, the homes are very much a mess. Some worse than others. Some not too bad. I also have a missus who's done over 10 years as a paramedic, and enters many homes on council estates most shifts.

You really have to see it to believe it. Wink


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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 1/8/2013, 00:27

I bet she wants to incinerate her uniform after some shifts Shocked

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Post by Str8lolly on 1/8/2013, 00:28

When a residents committee member managing an estate of 960 homes, I went into most of them. Yes, I freely admit the undesirables homes were usually a mess. The majority of unemployed peoples homes were surprisingly well looked after. Although I could never understand how they could afford huge TV's and leather chairs, yet unable to pay their rent?
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 1/8/2013, 00:33

Girl*Next*Door wrote:I bet she wants to incinerate her uniform after some shifts Shocked

Yes, some days!

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 1/8/2013, 00:36

Str8lolly wrote:When a residents committee member managing an estate of 960 homes, I went into most of them. Yes, I freely admit the undesirables homes were usually a mess. The majority of unemployed peoples homes were surprisingly well looked after. Although I could never understand how they could afford huge TV's and leather chairs, yet unable to pay their rent?

Not all housing estates are the same though. Wink

How do they afford the finer things in life while on the dole? Interest free credit, loans, sale of drugs/stolen goods and the £2000 a week benefits they get. Don't they get their rent paid by the tax payer?

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Post by BossHogg on 1/8/2013, 00:40

I earn 25k a year and can't afford what these oxygen thieves have! affraid
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 1/8/2013, 00:40

Honestly, I don't know how people can nurse or be doctors and paramedics, anything like that. I couldn't get that close to somebody, especially somebody who is a walking blob of filth. The 'haven't bathed/showered/washed for days because I can't be arsed' type. *Gag*.

It takes a special type of person to do it and there is no way on this earth my compassionate and patient side stretches that far Embarassed.

However, my 'for fucks sake, sort yourself out and get your act together before I boot your arse!' side knows no bounds, oddly enough Laughing

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Boss Hogg wrote:I earn 25k a year and can't afford what these oxygen thieves have! affraid

You nearly earn the same as me! Shocked

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Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Str8lolly wrote:When a residents committee member managing an estate of 960 homes, I went into most of them. Yes, I freely admit the undesirables homes were usually a mess. The majority of unemployed peoples homes were surprisingly well looked after. Although I could never understand how they could afford huge TV's and leather chairs, yet unable to pay their rent?

Not all housing estates are the same though. Wink

How do they afford the finer things in life while on the dole? Interest free credit, loans, sale of drugs/stolen goods and the £2000 a week benefits they get. Don't they get their rent paid by the tax payer?

Perhaps drugs may play a part. I hate drugs, must admit the whiff of wacky baccy was around the estate a lot. Rent depends on the benefits they get. Most have to pay a small amount of the rent. Usually to cover water rates which are in with the rents. Most of those on benefits these days appear to buy and sell on ebay. With a good income from doing so. This gives them top of the range goods such as games machines and expensive cars.
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Post by Str8lolly on 1/8/2013, 00:55

Boss Hogg wrote:I earn 25k a year and can't afford what these oxygen thieves have! affraid

My pension is 26K a year after tax. Very Happy 
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Many moons ago I was af prisoner custody officer in a mags court, I was told to collect a prisoner and escort him to the secure dock for his case. As I opened the cell, the smell hit me, he'd stripped himself naked and covered himself with his own shit. I relocked the door, handed my cell keys to the manager and told him to shove his job where the sun doesn't shine, no amount of pay will compensate for that fucking behaviour! affraid
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Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:I earn 25k a year and can't afford what these oxygen thieves have! affraid

You nearly earn the same as me! Shocked

that includes shift allowance.
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Boss Hogg wrote:Many moons ago I was af prisoner custody officer in a mags court, I was told to collect a prisoner and escort him to the secure dock for his case. As I opened the cell, the smell hit me, he'd stripped himself naked and covered himself with his own shit. I relocked the door, handed my cell keys to the manager and told him to shove his job where the sun doesn't shine, no amount of pay will compensate for that fucking behaviour! affraid

 
affraid affraid affraid affraid ill.

Why would you be so utterly foul Evil or Very Mad.

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Str8lolly wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:I earn 25k a year and can't afford what these oxygen thieves have! affraid

My pension is 26K a year after tax. Very Happy 

If we're going to willy wave, my military pension is £19.5k a year as well as a one off £59k lump sum. Then I have my police wage and pension in addition. Not bad for a 46 year old.. Wink


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Boss Hogg wrote:
Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:I earn 25k a year and can't afford what these oxygen thieves have! affraid

You nearly earn the same as me! Shocked

that includes shift allowance.

All in, I'm about £30k before tax.

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Boss Hogg wrote:Many moons ago I was af prisoner custody officer in a mags court, I was told to collect a prisoner and escort him to the secure dock for his case. As I opened the cell, the smell hit me, he'd stripped himself naked and covered himself with his own shit. I relocked the door, handed my cell keys to the manager and told him to shove his job where the sun doesn't shine, no amount of pay will compensate for that fucking behaviour! affraid

Now that is my type of protest (covering yourself in your own shit) Very Happy

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Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Str8lolly wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:I earn 25k a year and can't afford what these oxygen thieves have! affraid

My pension is 26K a year after tax. Very Happy 

If we're going to willy wave, my military pension is £19.5k a year as well as a one off £59k lump sum. Then I have my police wage and pension in addition. Not bad for a 46 year old. Wink

Yeah, Mrs PMPT is definitely only with you for your pension Wink raz Razz

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Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
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My pension is 26K a year after tax. Very Happy 

If we're going to willy wave, my military pension is £19.5k a year as well as a one off £59k lump sum. Then I have my police wage and pension in addition. Not bad for a 46 year old. Wink

Yeah, Mrs PMPT is definitely only with you for your pension Wink raz Razz

She earns way more than me, and also has a military pension! raz Razz

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 1/8/2013, 19:26

In that case, she must just love you. Ahhhh! wub Laughing

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 1/8/2013, 19:39

Of course it is. As you know, I'm a catch. Very Happy Wink

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 1/8/2013, 20:03

Oh yes, catch of the day Cool.

In much the same way as a rusty tin is catch of the day raz Laughing.

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 1/8/2013, 20:08

There's a compliment in there somewhere, isn't there. Very Happy Wink

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I feel sorry for the rusty tin.
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Per Mare Per Terram wrote:There's a compliment in there somewhere, isn't there. Very Happy Wink

Errrr, is there?! raz Laughing

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Girl*Next*Door wrote:
Per Mare Per Terram wrote:There's a compliment in there somewhere, isn't there. Very Happy Wink

Errrr, is there?! raz Laughing

Yes. Very Happy Wink

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If you say so, dear Razz Laughing

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Post by Mr Random on 1/8/2013, 20:57

SOOOOOOOOOOOO who's going to lend me a tenner

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Post by Stevie6544 on 1/8/2013, 21:15

PMPT. He has the £59k invested in 'Mattress Investments' so it is easily accessible.
Go on, give the man a bundle. He's worth it.
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Post by Mr Random on 1/8/2013, 21:19

do I want anything that's been under his mattress? you never know what he's been up to

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 1/8/2013, 21:20

Mr Random wrote:SOOOOOOOOOOOO who's going to lend me a tenner

I would but I charge interest.....

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 1/8/2013, 21:22

Stevie6544 wrote:PMPT. He has the £59k invested in 'Mattress Investments' so it is easily accessible.
Go on, give the man a bundle. He's worth it.

If I had it, then I would but I've already wasted spent it wisely. Just don't tell the missus. lol!

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 1/8/2013, 21:24

Mr Random wrote:do I want anything that's been under his mattress? you never know what he's been up to

Nothing unsavoury has happened under my mattress, can't say the same for the top of it though. lol!

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Post by Mr Random on 1/8/2013, 21:25

I was worried about the drip through

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 1/8/2013, 21:36

Nah, the cum stains haven't soaked right through the mattress. Wink

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Post by Alan Marsh on 1/8/2013, 23:22

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Of course it is. As you know, I'm a catch. Very Happy Wink

Yeah... so was the cod in our local fishmongers... but it doesn't half niff if you don't get it fresh!!

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