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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 4/8/2013, 20:21

Great start to Top Gear tonight, I suggest you watch it Boss (10 minutes in roughly). Very Happy Wink lol!

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Post by Str8lolly on 4/8/2013, 20:31

Ah, yes. Lets put all the Highway agency officers in Womble suits. Now which presenter said that? Very Happy 
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 4/8/2013, 20:47

He's spot on with his thoughts! Very Happy

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Post by Str8lolly on 4/8/2013, 21:07

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:He's spot on with his thoughts! Very Happy


His also taller than me! Very Happy 
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Re: Top Gear

Post by BossHogg on 4/8/2013, 21:30

It's not on iPlayer yet, I was busy enjoying some private time with my lovely wife. Wink
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Re: Top Gear

Post by Mr Random on 4/8/2013, 21:54

I keep missing this, always something else that they want to watch

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Re: Top Gear

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 4/8/2013, 22:21

You pair don't Sky+ it? Gheyers! Wink

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Re: Top Gear

Post by Mr Random on 4/8/2013, 22:31

no mate my hard drive is full any way

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 4/8/2013, 22:37

I wouldn't worry about it now, that was the last one of the series! Wink

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Re: Top Gear

Post by Mr Random on 4/8/2013, 22:38

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Post by BossHogg on 4/8/2013, 22:39

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:You pair don't Sky+ it? Gheyers! Wink

I don't watch it as a rule, I'll watch it on Dave during the day if I'm in on my own.
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Re: Top Gear

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 4/8/2013, 22:47

Boss Hogg wrote:
@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:You pair don't Sky+ it? Gheyers! Wink

I don't watch it as a rule, I'll watch it on Dave during the day if I'm in on my own.

You'd rather bone the missus than watch Top Gear? Get your priorities sorted mate. Razz Wink

The ones shown on Dave have been repeated about 10 times!! Laughing I tend to only watch the Top Gear Specials on Dave.

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Post by BossHogg on 4/8/2013, 22:50

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
You'd rather bone the missus than watch Top Gear? Get your priorities sorted mate. Razz Wink

Balls deep or ball bags? no competition really. Wink
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 4/8/2013, 23:04

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@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
You'd rather bone the missus than watch Top Gear? Get your priorities sorted mate. Razz;)

Balls deep or ball bags? no competition really. Wink

Top Gear wins hands down. The missus can fucking wait! Just like she does when she's watching her soaps (Mrs PMPT that is).

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Post by BossHogg on 4/8/2013, 23:24

Number one rule when married. Never refuse if sex is offered on a plate, as you never know. how many days its going to be to the next session. Wink
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Re: Top Gear

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 4/8/2013, 23:32

Good job I ain't married then? Very Happy

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Post by Str8lolly on 4/8/2013, 23:37

Boss Hogg wrote:Number one rule when married. Never refuse if sex is offered on a plate, as you never know. how many days its going to be to the next session.  Wink

You sure thats days and not years?
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Re: Top Gear

Post by Str8lolly on 4/8/2013, 23:39

Wondering now what the Highway agency officers working the A3 are thinking of the program? Very Happy 
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Re: Top Gear

Post by Girl*Next*Door on 4/8/2013, 23:40

A wedding ring is the most effective contraceptive known to man. Mainly because the only thing going down from then on is the name on the wedding certificate.

Or so I've been told Laughing

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 4/8/2013, 23:42

@Str8lolly wrote:Wondering now what the Highway agency officers working the A3 are thinking of the program? Very Happy 

Probably crying about on an internet forum somewhere. Laughing

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Post by BossHogg on 4/8/2013, 23:43

There are 3 types of ring, engagement ring, wedding ring and suffe ring. Very Happy
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Re: Top Gear

Post by Mr Random on 4/8/2013, 23:44

never seen a woman hit on a guy because he's wearing a ring?

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Post by BossHogg on 4/8/2013, 23:45

@Str8lolly wrote:Wondering now what the Highway agency officers working the A3 are thinking of the program? Very Happy 

Give us a quick precis of what was said.
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Post by Str8lolly on 4/8/2013, 23:48

Incident on A3 caused a long delay. When one of the top gear presenters got to the incident, there was only a car with a bumper not connected on one side. By this time, any other motor involved and perhaps ambulances would have been long gone anyway!
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Post by BossHogg on 4/8/2013, 23:50

Probably only half the story knowing Clarkson and there was a perfectly feasible explanation.
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Post by Str8lolly on 4/8/2013, 23:53

Boss Hogg wrote:Probably only half the story knowing Clarkson and there was a perfectly feasible explanation.


Clarkson using the A3? Love to see that. Think it was the hippy, Mr Slow who brought it up.
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 4/8/2013, 23:54

@Mr Random wrote:never seen a woman hit on a guy because he's wearing a ring?

I have and it is rather sad and desperate. It's a challenge isn't it? Some women love the fact they've 'conquered' a married man. On the other side of the coin, I had the misfortune to know a man who would regularly make a play for married women because of the challenge it represented.

In my mind, you don't touch what doesn't 'belong' to you.

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Re: Top Gear

Post by BossHogg on 4/8/2013, 23:57

Us married men are used to touching what doesn't belong to us, it was our cock before we got married! lol!
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Post by Mr Random on 4/8/2013, 23:57

Bars and Challenge, only time that should come into play is when the word coin is in there somewhere

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 5/8/2013, 00:01

Boss Hogg wrote:Us married men are used to touching what doesn't belong to us, it was our cock before we got married! lol!

Lmao! lol! lol!.

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/8/2013, 00:03

Boss Hogg wrote:

Give us a quick precis of what was said.

He was pretty much saying you lot just cause delays/tailbacks and close two lanes for the slightest thing. When you watch it, it'll certainly get your blood pressure up. Wink lol!

Leave Clarkson alone, the man talks sense. Very Happy

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Post by Mr Random on 5/8/2013, 00:05

Clarkson has become a very rich man from saying shit to piss people off
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2209736/Jeremy-Clarkson-set-5m-windfall-sells-stake-Top-Gear-firm-BBC.html

and that's not taking account of all his books

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/8/2013, 00:09

@Mr Random wrote:Clarkson has become a very rich man from saying shit to piss people off
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2209736/Jeremy-Clarkson-set-5m-windfall-sells-stake-Top-Gear-firm-BBC.html

and that's not taking account of all his books

I don't have any problem with the money, because as a licence fee payer, Top Gear generates 10 times more than it costs to produce.

The Daily Mail also hate Clarkson. Wink


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Post by Mr Random on 5/8/2013, 00:11

both these things are true

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@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
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Give us a quick precis of what was said.

He was pretty much saying you lot just cause delays/tailbacks and close two lanes for the slightest thing. When you watch it, it'll certainly get your blood pressure up. Wink lol!

Leave Clarkson alone, the man talks sense. Very Happy

They obviously haven't been up here, first thing I do when I rock up at a scene is to see if I can drag it to the shoulder. With the introduction of our new box of tricks, we can clear larger vehicles now without having to wait for recovery. Wink
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Post by Str8lolly on 5/8/2013, 12:26

Its on iplayer now.
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/8/2013, 12:54

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0388dsx


Let's watch Boss explode. Very Happy Laughing

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/8/2013, 13:01

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@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
Boss Hogg wrote:

Give us a quick precis of what was said.

He was pretty much saying you lot just cause delays/tailbacks and close two lanes for the slightest thing. When you watch it, it'll certainly get your blood pressure up. Winklol!

Leave Clarkson alone, the man talks sense. Very Happy

They obviously haven't been up here, first thing I do when I rock up at a scene is to see if I can drag it to the shoulder. With the introduction of our new box of tricks, we can clear larger vehicles now without having to wait for recovery.  Wink

Yeah, but you'll still cone off 2 lanes for 6 hours and stand about with your hands in your pockets.... Wink Razz lol!

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Post by BossHogg on 5/8/2013, 13:54

Wouldn't mind, we don't even patrol the A13 so I don't know who held them up. Very Happy
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Post by Str8lolly on 5/8/2013, 14:45

Boss Hogg wrote:Wouldn't mind, we don't even patrol the A13 so I don't know who held them up.  Very Happy


I call the A13 the road to hell! I refuse to travel on it in any form of transport. The road has no soul at all.
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Post by Mr Random on 5/8/2013, 16:10

it's either the Met or Essex, wouldn't have been Vosa would it?

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Post by BossHogg on 5/8/2013, 16:24

I'll check it out later. Wink
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@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0388dsx


Let's watch Boss explode. Very Happy Laughing

 I actually laughed like a drain, I wouldn't need any padding for my womble suit!!! lol!
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@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0388dsx


Let's watch Boss explode. Very Happy Laughing

 I actually laughed like a drain, I wouldn't need any padding for my womble suit!!! lol!

So you're in agreement with his reasons on why you close lanes for hours on end?

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/8/2013, 19:25

Anyone see the new Range Rover Sport. It's actually a proper offroader at last! lol!

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Let's watch Boss explode. Very Happy Laughing

 I actually laughed like a drain, I wouldn't need any padding for my womble suit!!! lol!

So you're in agreement with his reasons on why you close lanes for hours on end?
No, he's still a cunt. A lot of the time it's the black rats that wont let us open the lanes as fast as we'd like. The RTC they were talking about could have resulted in serious injuries and were waiting for CIU to turn up, but that wouldn't make good TV. Wink
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 I actually laughed like a drain, I wouldn't need any padding for my womble suit!!! lol!

So you're in agreement with his reasons on why you close lanes for hours on end?
No, he's still a cunt. A lot of the time it's the black rats that wont let us open the lanes as fast as we'd like. The RTC they were talking about could have resulted in serious injuries and were waiting for CIU to turn up, but that wouldn't make good TV. Wink

Clarkson for PM! Wink

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Paedo master?
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 5/8/2013, 19:53

Prime Minister. Very Happy

I've already signed the petition. Wink

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