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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 10/8/2013, 12:15

Random, I thought you were being sarcastic Shocked Laughing Laughing.

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Post by Mr Random on 10/8/2013, 12:21

I'm not going to lie I read it and replied then sat there and though, did I really just say that what a twat

the horse with the Cornetto was a police horse in Covent Garden and it was funny as fuck

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 10/8/2013, 12:36

I can't really say much. Totally unthinking and totally oblivious to what I'd said until it was too late, I once saw some miniature Shetland ponies in a field, they would have been nothing special but for the fact they were all snowy white. Anyway, it was a strange sight and I commented on that and then blurted out "oh look! They've got ears!" Embarassed.

What I meant to say and point out was the fact they had tiny, cute little pointy ears. Too late, damage was done and I said it in front of my older brother. I've not been allowed to live it down since Laughing.

I feel your pain Random Laughing.

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Re: Rules of life

Post by the spice girl on 10/8/2013, 13:12

stop givin him an outer! he's a fucktard

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 10/8/2013, 14:27

Don't be mean! We all have our off moments Razz Laughing.

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Post by the spice girl on 10/8/2013, 14:39

you've changed! you used to be mean like me

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 10/8/2013, 14:45

I'm having an off day today, I'll be back to my usual caustic and sarcastic self tomorrow Razz Laughing.

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Post by Mr Random on 10/8/2013, 15:05

@the spice girl wrote:stop givin him an outer! he's a fucktard
What he said

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 10/8/2013, 15:19

@the spice girl wrote:you've changed! you used to be mean like me
You've only ever been a twat!

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Post by the spice girl on 10/8/2013, 15:37

stop looking in the mirror you nob wipe

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 10/8/2013, 19:24

@the spice girl wrote:stop looking in the mirror you nob wipe
Fuck off fannybaws!

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Post by the spice girl on 10/8/2013, 19:58

that's nice isn't it? I was only trying to be friendly

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Re: Rules of life

Post by BossHogg on 10/8/2013, 20:27

Fuck off fannybaws passes as terms of endearment north of the border, grab your coat spicey - you've been pulled! lol!


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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 10/8/2013, 21:51

@the spice girl wrote:that's nice isn't it? I was only trying to be friendly
You don't know the meaning of the word friendly!

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 10/8/2013, 21:52

Boss Hogg wrote:Fuck off fannybaws passes as terms of endearment north of the border, grab your coat spicey - you've been pulled! lol!
He wishes!

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Re: Rules of life

Post by Stevie6544 on 11/8/2013, 14:39

Just reflecting on GND's original comment:

"Never put yourself between a horse and a thick twat."

Isn't that what saddles are for?
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Re: Rules of life

Post by M.Angel on 13/8/2013, 07:53

My main rule above all other rules is; "Lead by example". You cannot expect people to follow what you expect them to do if you do not do it yourself.
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Post by BossHogg on 13/8/2013, 07:56

My Royal Military Police Regimental motto was Exemplo Ducemus. "Lead by example" Wink
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Post by M.Angel on 13/8/2013, 07:58

@Girl*Next*Door wrote:Hmmmm, new rule of life learned today.

Never put yourself between a horse and a thick twat. Particularly when said thick twat is walking out of a stable with her horse who is known to bite and is a vicious little sod. The stupid, idiotic girl concerned thought it was acceptable to be on her mobile phone as she was leading her horse out of his stable (she is supposed to check for people and horses and warn anyone who is around before she brings him in or out due to how vile he can be). That would have been fine had me and my horse not been passing on our way to my horse's stable. This girl's horse decided to have a go and snaked his neck, landing a nasty bite on my horse's hindquarters. 
Cue my horse flipping out, swinging her bum round, turning her shoulder in and nailing me to a wall while she (unsurprisingly) throws a fit out of fright and panic. 

Two bruised thighs, quite badly bruised ribs and hipbones and a painful wrist later, I am rather peeved with the silly cow who caused it! 

Honestly, you'd think common sense was a given but it appears to be becoming more and more of a privilege rather than something that comes naturally to somebody!

I'm also peeved because it's put a stop to me riding for the next few days. Also, it really does bloody hurt, stupid silly cow Evil or Very Mad.
 I hope you'll be okay >.< That really sucks.

 Also that is a really good motto to live by, Boss. I try to live by it every day at my job.
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