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Post by Str8lolly on 9/8/2013, 13:58

Finally watched the program 'Make me a German'. Laughed a lot through it. As usual for such programs, only half the story was being told. The bits they wanted us to know. Two good examples are the bit where germans use in the main, cash to buy goods. With not many germans having credit cards. The other being most germans rent and not many buy property.

No credit card? Well if your german, you need your bank manager to sanction it. If he say no, your not getting one!

Renting instead of buying? Only two main ways to own a property, left a property in a will, the way most get a home, or have your bank manager tell you your buying a home. Usually, the bank manager has already chosen it for you as well! Of course, you can ask for a mortgage anywhere. But the lenders will still ask your bank manager if your a safe bet. He will usually say no.

German wives spend 4 hours a day cleaning the home. This english woman couldnt spend two minutes! Her normal job is freelance journalist. Never at home, so no real idea or want on how to clean and look after a home.

The husband late most days for work. If he had been a real german, he would have lost his job in the first week! German men take 28 minutes in the bathroom each morning getting ready for work. He took 2 minutes and seemed proud he could do all in that time?

Then he serves german neighbours with cold Sauerkraut! This is a mixture of potato and cabbage. Served hot with butter it tastes good, but cold?

Some programs just shouldnt be made or broadcast!
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Post by -- Dusty on 12/8/2013, 14:50

German wives? Four hours? Damn. Where do I find myself a German babe to call my wifey? MUST be a blonde, though. Never heard of any red headed German babes.
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Post by the spice girl on 12/8/2013, 15:15

really? go to munchen or Berlin. they due thier head red lots of the time. worse for it that the spaniards who LOVE to dye thier heads red

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 12/8/2013, 15:29

German wimens have "unkept" lady gardens. No ta. Wink

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Post by the spice girl on 12/8/2013, 15:30

extra fun shaving them for them then

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Post by -- Dusty on 12/8/2013, 16:26

That's ok. I have a weed eater!
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 12/8/2013, 16:30

@the spice girl wrote:extra fun shaving them for them then
No thanks, shaving a pussy doesn't do it for me.

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Post by the spice girl on 12/8/2013, 16:51

are you some kind of beefer or something?

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Post by Str8lolly on 12/8/2013, 17:09

Has a Brazilian beaver joined the forum?
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 12/8/2013, 17:13

@the spice girl wrote:are you some kind of beefer or something?
Who?

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Post by BossHogg on 12/8/2013, 17:20

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:German wimens have "unkept" lady gardens. No ta. Wink

But they can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe! (speaking from personal experience. Wink )
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 12/8/2013, 17:21

Boss Hogg wrote:
@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:German wimens have "unkept" lady gardens. No ta. Wink
But they can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe! (speaking from personal experience. Wink)
As can American wimens and they have smooth fannys. Very Happy angel

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