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Post by Mr Random on 4/6/2013, 21:45

OK with World War Z coming out soon, and being a huge fan of the Original book, purely for fun - no sensible answers without at least an attempt at humour

How would you survive the Zombie Apocalypse

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 4/6/2013, 21:56

I'd use the missus and the mother-in-law as bait. Once they've tried to ingest them, I'm pretty sure they'd run a mile and leave me alone.

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Post by Mr Random on 4/6/2013, 22:22

local B&Q for me, grab up some pickaxe handles fight my way to local barracks "borrow" something bit and heavy and some shooting sticks

onward to pillage and rampage, and generally make myself the local warlord

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 4/6/2013, 22:30

Provided the government hasn't closed down every barracks!

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Post by Mr Random on 4/6/2013, 22:31

less guards for me to bribe Wink

failing that attend a certain nick and borrow some of their toys

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Post by the spice girl on 4/6/2013, 22:46

barracks have guards, and combination locks on armouries. poor choice random. however it's one of my favourite books ever and can't wait for the movie

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Post by Mr Random on 4/6/2013, 22:52

Very poor choice I will stick to option two, or even option three local gun shop for as many shotguns as I can borrow

not giving up on the warlord bit just yet

there is a British book as well, different author but a decent stab at the subject, a very well thought out scenario of how the outbreak would start in the UK

The Official Zombie Handbook: The Ministry of Zombies amazon do the kindle version for £2

I managed to read a alleged early copy of the script online, very well written

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 4/6/2013, 22:53

@the spice girl wrote:barracks have guards, and combination locks on armouries. poor choice random. however it's one of my favourite books ever and can't wait for the movie


Don't even bother trying to get into Faslane, Hamworthy (RM Poole) or Arbroath (RM Condor)! Wink

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Post by the spice girl on 4/6/2013, 22:55

but that's where all the best rifles are!!! (never been used only dropped once)

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Post by the spice girl on 4/6/2013, 22:56

ooohh random, might get that book the

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 4/6/2013, 22:57

Yep, they are packing proper shit there.

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Post by Mr Random on 4/6/2013, 23:01

I'm trying to remember the name of the other one, I'll look it up , it features an outbreak in Blackheath, and a unit loosely based on TSG, an Infected Ginger Prince biting lumps out of SAS CP etc.

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Post by the spice girl on 4/6/2013, 23:02

is it called "spice girls wet dreams"?

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Post by Mr Random on 4/6/2013, 23:07

Zombie Apocalypse by Stephen Jones it's done in the fashion of a collection of emails, diaries etc

easy to pick up read a bit and put back down

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Post by the spice girl on 5/6/2013, 08:29

it's on my list

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Post by Guest on 7/6/2013, 17:41

In the event of a zombie apocalypse reaching the West Country, how will the authorities be able to tell the difference between the infected and the locals..?! Shocked

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Post by Str8lolly on 7/6/2013, 18:05

Thought the country was already full of zombies. Dont we call them drug addicts?
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Post by Mr Random on 8/6/2013, 21:55

sgtpepperband wrote:In the event of a zombie apocalypse reaching the West Country, how will the authorities be able to tell the difference between the infected and the locals..?! Shocked

in that scenario you just shoot anything that moves

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 8/6/2013, 22:01

Be careful, they're all packing heat down there!

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Post by Mr Random on 8/6/2013, 22:03

like who?

farmers

farmers mums

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Post by xHelenS on 8/6/2013, 22:06

I think i would find my way into the local HM Prison and set myself up at my old desk with a good book and wait for it all to blow over.

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 8/6/2013, 22:08

@Mr Random wrote:like who?

farmers

farmers mums

Laughing Very Happy

That's exactly what I was thinking of! Wink

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Post by BossHogg on 8/6/2013, 22:19

Pub?
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 8/6/2013, 22:21

Only of you're buying! Very Happy

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Post by Mr Random on 8/6/2013, 22:23

the 3rd film in the Cornetto trilogy(Shaun of the dead & Hot fuzz) is out next month

looks good already, a pub crawl interrupted by alien invasion

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