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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 19:36

England to get their arse handed to them tonight? Very Happy


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Re: Scotland v England

Post by BossHogg on 14/8/2013, 19:43

Only if you bunch of skirt wearing, sheep gut eating, whiskey swilling FUCKING HOOLIGANS pull the goal posts down again! raz
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Re: Scotland v England

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 19:45

A wins a win. Very Happy

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 20:01

Love how the bagpipes drown out the Englishers boo's. Very Happy

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Re: Scotland v England

Post by Girl*Next*Door on 14/8/2013, 20:07

Thanks for the reminder, I need to send an abusive text to my Glaswegian friend and tell him to get the Buckie in, ready to drown his sorrows in at the end of the game Razz.

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Re: Scotland v England

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 20:11

Get it up ye! Get it up ye! Get it up ye, you English cunts. Very Happy

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 20:14

@Girl*Next*Door wrote:Thanks for the reminder, I need to send an abusive text to my Glaswegian friend and tell him to get the Buckie in, ready to drown his sorrows in at the end of the game Razz.
You might want to reconsider that.... Very Happy

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Re: Scotland v England

Post by BossHogg on 14/8/2013, 20:16

Time yet, there's still another half to go unless you Celtic cunts aim to get the match abandoned. Razz
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Re: Scotland v England

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 20:27

Scotland - head and shoulders above Hart...! lol!

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Post by BossHogg on 14/8/2013, 20:33

17 fucking subs!!!! have you got a whole stand for your subs instead of a dugout!!! raz moon
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Re: Scotland v England

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 20:37

Move along, nothing to see here...

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Re: Scotland v England

Post by BossHogg on 14/8/2013, 20:44

Get the buckie on ice, we may need it. raz
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 20:45

Can't help with the Buckie, I'm not Glaswegian! raz

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Post by BossHogg on 14/8/2013, 20:51

Neither am I, 20/20 is the tipple of piss heads round here. Wink
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Re: Scotland v England

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 20:58

Yeah, it tells. raz

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Re: Scotland v England

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 21:07

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Move along, nothing to see here...
I've changed my mind, there's plenty to see here. Very Happy

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 21:11

Correction, there's nothing to see here. lol!

Am I jinxed? Laughing

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Re: Scotland v England

Post by Girl*Next*Door on 14/8/2013, 21:17

Are Scotland getting pissed all over by the English then? Well well, there's a surprise cheers raz.

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Re: Scotland v England

Post by BossHogg on 14/8/2013, 21:46

so its 3-2 to England with 2 minutes to go, time for us to score another 2. Wink
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Re: Scotland v England

Post by the spice girl on 14/8/2013, 21:54

ohhhhh dear

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Re: Scotland v England

Post by BossHogg on 14/8/2013, 21:58

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Scotland to get their arse handed to them tonight? Very Happy



EFA. raz
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Re: Scotland v England

Post by Girl*Next*Door on 14/8/2013, 22:06

Do you hear that?! Listen....


Absolute silence from the Jock raz lol! owned  Razz.

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Re: Scotland v England

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 22:08

I fell asleep during the last 10 minutes! fogie

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Re: Scotland v England

Post by Girl*Next*Door on 14/8/2013, 22:09

Don't lie! You were sobbing in to your St Andrew's Cross rag Twisted Evil raz.

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Re: Scotland v England

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 22:11



Very Happy

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 22:12

@Girl*Next*Door wrote:Don't lie! You were sobbing in to your St Andrew's Cross rag Twisted Evil raz.
Mrs PMPT won't allow the St Andrews flag in the house! Sad

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 14/8/2013, 22:15

Well done that woman! thumb clap Razz.

The more I hear about Mrs PMPT, the more I'm certain she is a lady of immense intelligence and right thinking raz.

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 22:24

@Girl*Next*Door wrote:

The more I hear about Mrs PMPT, the more I'm certain she is a lady of immense intelligence and right thinking raz.
Obviously, that's why she's with me. Very Happy

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 14/8/2013, 22:25

Ah, charitable and forgiving nature too Razz Laughing.

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 22:27

@Girl*Next*Door wrote:Ah, charitable and forgiving nature too Razz Laughing.
No, that's why I'm with her. Razz

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 14/8/2013, 22:30

And she puts up with your raging delusional thoughts as well as your ego it seems Rolling Eyes Razz.

She's clearly a Saint of a woman angel.

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 22:34

A saint wouldn't use unladylike language. Very Happy

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 14/8/2013, 22:38

Hence the saying 'you're enough to make a Saint swear!'.

Your birth brought that saying about Razz Laughing

Mrs PMPT is clearly the Saint and you were sent to try her patience Crying or Very sad Rolling Eyes Razz Laughing.

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Re: Scotland v England

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 22:48

You wimens are all the same.

Spending an hour to get ready to go out tests my patience, as does the hours spent wondering around shops. Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 14/8/2013, 22:52

That's not a very good comeback is itRolling Eyes Razz.


Firstly, we have hair and makeup to sort out and that's a lot more preferable than a two minute shower and half a bottle of aftershave or Lynx.


Secondly, nobody forced you to go to the shops. I bet Mrs PMPT does it as payback, some kind of instant karma for having to live with you Razz Laughing Wink.


I bet she'd agree with every word I've posted in this thread Razz Laughing

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 14/8/2013, 23:02

Why spend an hour on hair and makeup? What purpose and benefit does it have? Razz

Couples go shopping, don't they? I fail to see the need to look in every single shop! Wink

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 14/8/2013, 23:10

You wouldn't notice the difference, age is catching up with you and affecting your sight and/or too much hand love is having an effect Razz.


There';s two reasons women go in to every shop;


1. To piss off their O.H.


2. To locate the perfect cut and colour of a particular item.


Mostly, it is 1 Razz Twisted Evil . 2 rarely comes in to action because most women know exactly what they want and generally know the kind of place that will stock it. I mean, you wouldn't go to M&S for FMBs and basques and you wouldn't go to Ann Summers for sensible knickers Laughing.

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Re: Scotland v England

Post by the spice girl on 15/8/2013, 11:28

did someone mention FMBs?

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Re: Scotland v England

Post by BossHogg on 15/8/2013, 11:47

Yep - G*N*D's wearing them. Wink

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Re: Scotland v England

Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 15/8/2013, 12:04

wub wub wub wub wub wub wub 

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Re: Scotland v England

Post by Girl*Next*Door on 15/8/2013, 12:29

Sorry, I wouldn't be seen dead in those. They've got block heels FFS! Shocked.

More like these thumb.




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Re: Scotland v England

Post by the spice girl on 15/8/2013, 13:25

I've just cum

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 15/8/2013, 13:28

You are twisted, sick and twisted I tell you! Razz Laughing.

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 15/8/2013, 13:31

@the spice girl wrote:I've just cum
You need to see the doctor about premature ejaculation mate.

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 15/8/2013, 13:50

Nah, I've always took it as a compliment. As long as it doesn't happen too often Laughing.

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Post by the spice girl on 15/8/2013, 13:59

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
@the spice girl wrote:I've just cum
You need to see the doctor about premature ejaculation mate.
 stop calling me mate you fucking fucktard

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Post by BossHogg on 15/8/2013, 13:59

@the spice girl wrote:I've just cum
Your wife's not too happy!!! just tell her it's salad cream on her sandwiches. Wink
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Post by BossHogg on 15/8/2013, 14:00

@the spice girl wrote:
@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
@the spice girl wrote:I've just cum
You need to see the doctor about premature ejaculation mate.
 stop calling me mate you fucking fucktard
 now now girls!!! Wink
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Post by the spice girl on 15/8/2013, 14:00

@Girl*Next*Door wrote:Nah, I've always took it as a compliment. As long as it doesn't happen too often Laughing.
that's why we get by sweetie, you're so understanding. anyway, by the time I've done everything else and got to the cock part you're nearly there anyway so it doesn't matter

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 15/8/2013, 14:13

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@Girl*Next*Door wrote:Nah, I've always took it as a compliment. As long as it doesn't happen too often Laughing.
that's why we get by sweetie, you're so understanding. anyway, by the time I've done everything else and got to the cock part you're nearly there anyway so it doesn't matter
"Nearly there anyway", yes, usually for about the ninth time with your talents. I have no complaints darling Razz Laughing

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