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Post by Merlotmonster on 19/8/2013, 20:17

Ok, Im a bit of  sad Rightmove addict! Thought it might be fun to post a pic of your  'lottery win' house..


 http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-24412494.html?premiumA=true


Gorgeous!!
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Post by BossHogg on 19/8/2013, 20:19

That's just loose change to you!!!
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Post by BossHogg on 19/8/2013, 20:25

Besides, I'd just be happy owning where I live, this is mine before the exterior was renovated and the doors/windows replaced. Wink

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 19/8/2013, 20:37

Cheers Boss, I'm going to now track down your house. Very Happy

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Post by Merlotmonster on 19/8/2013, 20:39

I need to see the after pics Boss!!
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 19/8/2013, 20:53

Don't get me started on the property I'd like, I don't do the lottery so I'm on the hunt for a geriatric billionaire with a dodgy heart and a penchant for celibacy raz Laughing.

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Post by BossHogg on 19/8/2013, 20:53

For one, the house looks nothing like that any more, different gates, the garden is different, the walls are different and we now have an awning over the front door instead of a concrete slab. Wink Not showing the after pics as I don't want PMPT botty raping me in my sleep!!! affraid
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Post by BossHogg on 19/8/2013, 20:54

and you know that car has been replaced 3 times since. Wink
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Post by Merlotmonster on 19/8/2013, 20:58

Sounds lovely!!

But you are not playing the game...come on, post your property porn :)
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Post by BossHogg on 19/8/2013, 21:01

My property porn, I'd love to own this place. Wink

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Post by Merlotmonster on 19/8/2013, 21:02

ha ha!!! brilliant!
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 19/8/2013, 21:07

Boss Hogg wrote:For one, the house looks nothing like that any more, different gates, the garden is different, the walls are different and we now have an awning over the front door instead of a concrete slab. Wink Not showing the after pics as I don't want PMPT botty raping me in my sleep!!! affraid
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Post by Alan Marsh on 19/8/2013, 23:46

Boss Hogg wrote:For one, the house looks nothing like that any more, different gates, the garden is different, the walls are different and we now have an awning over the front door instead of a concrete slab. Wink Not showing the after pics as I don't want PMPT botty raping me in my sleep!!! affraid
Are you allowed to live that close to a school Boss?? Shocked 
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Post by BossHogg on 19/8/2013, 23:48

Which one, there's 5! Very Happy
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Post by Alan Marsh on 20/8/2013, 00:08

Boss Hogg wrote:Which one, there's 5! Very Happy
The Catholic one of course! tongue 
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Post by BossHogg on 20/8/2013, 00:22

It's been 4 years since I've been near the place. Wink
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 20/8/2013, 15:50

Boss Hogg wrote:It's been 4 years since I've been near the place.  Wink
Ah, so being put on "the register" has worked then? lol! Razz

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Post by BossHogg on 20/8/2013, 15:54

Nah, my son left. Wink
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Post by the spice girl on 20/8/2013, 16:02

because you bummed his mates to death?

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Post by BossHogg on 20/8/2013, 16:12

No, it was because PMPT started hanging round the school gates. Wink
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 20/8/2013, 16:14

I now hang around your sons bedroom. Very Happy

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Post by BossHogg on 20/8/2013, 16:16

I know, he said there was an old wierdo in the corner of the room playing with himself and unable to get a hard on. Wink lol!
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Post by the spice girl on 20/8/2013, 16:22

that's PMPT! I know his MO anywhere!

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 20/8/2013, 16:25

Yeah, I find it hard to be turned on by anything related to you Boss. Very Happy

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Post by the spice girl on 20/8/2013, 17:11

you fucking dirty filth bag

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Post by BossHogg on 20/8/2013, 18:45

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Yeah, I find it hard to be turned on by anything related to you Boss. Very Happy
Funny, you're other half said that about Royal Marines until she had her drink spiked. Wink
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 20/8/2013, 19:00

@the spice girl wrote:you fucking dirty filth bag
Yeah, and...?

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Boss Hogg wrote:
@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Yeah, I find it hard to be turned on by anything related to you Boss. Very Happy
Funny, you're other half said that about Royal Marines until she had her drink spiked. Wink
Sounds like her drink had been spiked when she spoke to you. Very Happy

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@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
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@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Yeah, I find it hard to be turned on by anything related to you Boss. Very Happy
Funny, you're other half said that about Royal Marines until she had her drink spiked. Wink
Sounds like her drink had been spiked when she spoke to you. Very Happy
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 20/8/2013, 19:23

@Merlotmonster wrote:Ok, Im a bit of  sad Rightmove addict! Thought it might be fun to post a pic of your  'lottery win' house..


 http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-24412494.html?premiumA=true


Gorgeous!!
Why would anyone want 9 bedrooms? scratch 

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Post by BossHogg on 20/8/2013, 19:28

So she could get shagged senseless in every room. Wink
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Post by Mr Random on 20/8/2013, 19:39

@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
@Merlotmonster wrote:Ok, Im a bit of  sad Rightmove addict! Thought it might be fun to post a pic of your  'lottery win' house..


 http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-24412494.html?premiumA=true


Gorgeous!!
Why would anyone want 9 bedrooms? scratch 
for when you want friends to stay

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Post by Ice man on 20/8/2013, 19:40

@Merlotmonster wrote:Ok, Im a bit of  sad Rightmove addict! Thought it might be fun to post a pic of your  'lottery win' house..


 http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-24412494.html?premiumA=true


Gorgeous!!
It is a nice mansion, I will buy it. I need a gardener, you can be one, PMT. You have been wearing a cabbage on your head for twenty years, so you must be used with such. I will find uses for all rooms, I must sound proof them first, but after that.....Twisted Evil
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 20/8/2013, 19:40

Boss Hogg wrote:So she could get shagged senseless in every room. Wink
That's an expensive hobby!

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Post by BossHogg on 20/8/2013, 19:44

But what a way to indulge in it! You could use a different member of the staff for each room!! Oh boy is the old gardener going to get a surprise with his wages!!! lol!
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 20/8/2013, 19:48

@Mr Random wrote:
@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
@Merlotmonster wrote:Ok, Im a bit of  sad Rightmove addict! Thought it might be fun to post a pic of your  'lottery win' house..


 http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-24412494.html?premiumA=true


Gorgeous!!
Why would anyone want 9 bedrooms? scratch 
for when you want friends to stay
True, I forgot normal people have friends. Laughing

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Post by Mr Random on 20/8/2013, 19:49

Oi I've got friends as well

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Post by the spice girl on 20/8/2013, 19:51

Yeah but not nine friend random. Maybe three rooms each?

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http://www.needaproperty.com/property/for-sale/York-YO421RY/5-Bedroom-Detached-house-3601253

http://property.mitula.co.uk/offer-detalle/1627/97993489075524928/3/1/house-helipad/Rightmove

Either one would do me, although I much prefer the second one. Very Happy



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@Mr Random wrote:Oi I've got friends as well
I was talking about myself. Wink

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@Ice man wrote:
@Merlotmonster wrote:Ok, Im a bit of  sad Rightmove addict! Thought it might be fun to post a pic of your  'lottery win' house..


 http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-24412494.html?premiumA=true


Gorgeous!!
It is a nice mansion, I will buy it. I need a gardener, you can be one, PMT. You have been wearing a cabbage on your head for twenty years, so you must be used with such. I will find uses for all rooms, I must sound proof them first, but after that.....Twisted Evil
When do I start? Very Happy

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@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
@Ice man wrote:
@Merlotmonster wrote:Ok, Im a bit of  sad Rightmove addict! Thought it might be fun to post a pic of your  'lottery win' house..


 http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-24412494.html?premiumA=true


Gorgeous!!
It is a nice mansion, I will buy it. I need a gardener, you can be one, PMT. You have been wearing a cabbage on your head for twenty years, so you must be used with such. I will find uses for all rooms, I must sound proof them first, but after that.....Twisted Evil
When do I start? Very Happy
He said gardener. Not uphill gardener

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@the spice girl wrote:Yeah but not nine friend random. Maybe three rooms each?
I thought I'd let the cat have one as well

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@the spice girl wrote:Yeah but not nine friend random. Maybe three rooms each?
I thought I'd let the cat have one as well
That's not a real one random. It's an ornament. Shusshhhh, go back to sleep

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last time I fell asleep around you I woke up with a sore ass

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@Mr Random wrote:last time I fell asleep around you I woke up with a sore ass
With a smile, a tenner in your pocket and your pants on back to front., good night all round

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@the spice girl wrote:
@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
@Ice man wrote:It is a nice mansion, I will buy it. I need a gardener, you can be one, PMT. You have been wearing a cabbage on your head for twenty years, so you must be used with such. I will find uses for all rooms, I must sound proof them first, but after that.....Twisted Evil
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He said gardener. Not uphill gardener
Maybe it's open to negotiation?

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@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
@the spice girl wrote:
@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:When do I start? Very Happy
He said gardener. Not uphill gardener
Maybe it's open to negotiation?
You will like the daily punishments.....view it as benefits.
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@Ice man wrote:
@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
@the spice girl wrote:He said gardener. Not uphill gardener
Maybe it's open to negotiation?
You will like the daily punishments.....view it as benefits.
I'd rather be your personal uphill gardener! Very Happy

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@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
@Ice man wrote:
@Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Maybe it's open to negotiation?
You will like the daily punishments.....view it as benefits.
I'd rather be your personal uphill gardener! Very Happy
It depends on your performance....see, you can make a career of working.
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