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Post by Spike Jones on 8/6/2013, 04:24

It's been pouring down here all morning, windy cold and miserable*.
Sitting here in front of the fire I can see Shirl (th' Missus), standing for the last ten minutes looking expectantly though our large laundry window.
I guess I really should get off my @rse and let her in.

*Yeah, I know, just a pleasant English summer's day

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Post by Strumpet on 8/6/2013, 06:00

Poor Shirl............it's raining here as well....and cold, so i put jackets on the dogs, they were shivering outside..

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Post by Ice man on 8/6/2013, 06:18

That will teach her to not forget her own damn key....
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Post by Strumpet on 8/6/2013, 06:59

@Ice man wrote:That will teach her to not forget her own damn key....

Your both all heart.................

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Post by Spike Jones on 8/6/2013, 10:15

@Strumpet wrote:

Your both all heart.................

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You betcha,... that's why she loves me so much,...well, that, my modesty and my stunning good looks.

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Post by Mr Random on 8/6/2013, 22:34

hang about what was she doing out of the kitchen??

you mate need a shorter chain Twisted Evil


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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 8/6/2013, 23:44

@Mr Random wrote:hang about what was she doing out of the kitchen??

you mate need a shorter chain Twisted Evil


More like a leash and a muzzle! Twisted Evil

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Post by Spike Jones on 9/6/2013, 08:57

What,... do you think I was going to go out in the rain to chop more firewood?

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Post by Strumpet on 9/6/2013, 09:17

@Spike Jones wrote:What,... do you think I was going to go out in the rain to chop more firewood?

Tell Shirl she should keep you...i'm not allowed to have heating.. Very Happy


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Post by Spike Jones on 9/6/2013, 09:29

I really love that little woman, I'm going to buy her, her own chainsaw and axe for her birthday.

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Post by Strumpet on 9/6/2013, 09:31

@Spike Jones wrote:I really love that little woman, I'm going to buy her, her own chainsaw and axe for her birthday.
You beauty you do really spoil her...............i was given a wheelbarrow one xmas..................seriously he even put a bow around it.

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Post by Spike Jones on 9/6/2013, 13:45

Yes,... wheelbarrows are expensive, did you show it off to all your friends?


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Post by Mr Random on 9/6/2013, 17:12

having just spent 15 minutes on the phone with a woman I'm considering turning gay, my fucking head is banging

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 9/6/2013, 17:20

Steady, you'll be inundated with offers! affraid

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Post by Mr Random on 9/6/2013, 17:24

I'm very picky, they have to buy me sweeties first then I might get into the van

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 9/6/2013, 17:26

Take note Ice Man/Boss Hogg. Laughing

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Post by Mr Random on 9/6/2013, 17:28

*cough* no comment*cough*

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Post by Strumpet on 11/6/2013, 02:58

@Spike Jones wrote:Yes,... wheelbarrows are expensive, did you show it off to all your friends?


I did i was envied by every woman i told.....


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Post by Guest on 11/6/2013, 03:20

@Mr Random wrote:hang about what was she doing out of the kitchen??

you mate need a shorter chain Twisted Evil

They say a woman's place is the kitchen, but is that really sensible? That's where all the knives are... :x

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Post by Guest on 11/6/2013, 03:22

@Mr Random wrote:I'm very picky, they have to buy me sweeties first then I might get into the van

Reminds of the Valentine's Day card I sent someone once:

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I've got a knife,
Get in the van..."


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Post by Mr Random on 11/6/2013, 03:52

sgtpepperband wrote:

Reminds of the Valentine's Day card I sent someone once:

"Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I've got a knife,
Get in the van..."


:cyclops:

I think I used to work with you, a mate of mine sent that same card to his wife

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