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Post by Strumpet on 9/6/2013, 09:30

Who is the Alpha male and why?
The women on here can get along easy with each other maybe a few fights (naked, in honey) however no problem, yet you guys have to out do each other, which i love so for a bit of fun who is it
Army
Navy
Airforce
Marines (added cos i forgot them)
Police
those from the US (only joking)


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Post by Guest on 9/6/2013, 09:41

The RAF of course, it may be the youngest service but it has the most charm and the best looking uniform. Razz

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Post by Strumpet on 9/6/2013, 09:41

First in best dressed ................................

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 9/6/2013, 09:43

You missed out Marines. Sad

I'm amazed to see wimens getting along tbh! They are always so bitchy towards each other. Laughing I love a good catfight. Very Happy

When's the next naked fight in honey? :bounce: jocolor

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Post by Strumpet on 9/6/2013, 09:44

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:You missed out Marines. Sad

I'm amazed to see wimens getting along tbh! They are always so bitchy towards each other. Laughing I love a good catfight. Very Happy

When's the next naked fight in honey? :bounce: jocolor

Sorry i will edit my post

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 9/6/2013, 09:47

I say Marines. Royal Marines in particular. I'm not biased like.

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Post by BossHogg on 9/6/2013, 09:52

No argument - British Royal Military Police - obviously! salute
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Post by the spice girl on 9/6/2013, 10:10

When I was an officer in the women's auxiliary balloon corps I found we could hold our own

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 9/6/2013, 11:33

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:
I'm amazed to see wimens getting along tbh! They are always so bitchy towards each other. Laughing I love a good catfight. Very Happy

It does happen you know Razz. Although to be fair, I find women generally pretty bitchy which is why I have half a dozen female friends, two of them close friends. The rest of my friend circle is male Laughing.
Which leads me to think that if and when I get married, it will be more of a stag than a hen lol!
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 9/6/2013, 11:55

Girl*Next*Door wrote:

It does happen you know Razz. Although to be fair, I find women generally pretty bitchy which is why I have half a dozen female friends, two of them close friends. The rest of my friend circle is male Laughing.
Which leads me to think that if and when I get married, it will be more of a stag than a hen lol!

All wimens seem to hate each other, and love nothing better than giving each other the evils.

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Post by Str8lolly on 9/6/2013, 12:20

What's an Alpha male?
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Post by Strumpet on 9/6/2013, 13:18

An alpha male is the man who came claim to have the biggest balls......

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 9/6/2013, 13:19

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:

All wimens seem to hate each other, and love nothing better than giving each other the evils.

giggle lol! True!

The thing I hate about women (and I'm not saying all women are like this) is when they have a grievance with each other, rather than doing the adult thing which is to confront it and say 'you've done XX and it has really pee'd me off. Please don't do it again' and carrying on as friends, they seem to talk about it behind each others backs and it goes on and festers for weeks. I had a 'friend' do this recently, everyone else knew about the problem she had with me before I did! Yet to my face, she was sweetness and light.

Maybe it is I am upfront to the point of being blunt but I honestly don't see why it is so difficult to have the issue out with somebody and carry on as normal rather than make a big thing out of it, cause an atmosphere and end up losing the friendship or damaging it anyway.

Maybe this is another reason why I have so many men as friends. At least if they have a problem with me or vice-versa, I am left in absolutely no doubt and neither are they Laughing.



Women, they talk for England too! Embarassed Shocked Laughing.

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 9/6/2013, 13:20

Strumpet wrote:An alpha male is the man who came claim to have the biggest balls......

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Or, whoever is has the biggest dick Razz.

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 9/6/2013, 13:41

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Women, they talk for England too! Embarassed Shocked Laughing.

Indeed. They just don't know when to shut the feck up. Twisted Evil

Plus they are indecisive, take an age to get ready, never stop complaining and are a general pain the arse. Wink

Wimens. Who needs them eh! Razz

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 9/6/2013, 14:13

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:

Indeed. They just don't know when to shut the feck up. Twisted Evil

There's an easy enough cure for that.... Wink Twisted Evil.
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 9/6/2013, 14:19

Girl*Next*Door wrote:

There's an easy enough cure for that.... Wink Twisted Evil.

I know! Very Happy Twisted Evil

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Post by BossHogg on 9/6/2013, 15:12

and it also helps if you have the biggest dick, all the more to keep the mouth shut. Wink
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 9/6/2013, 15:33


I haven't the faintest idea what you are talking about, Boss scratch .

I was talking about chocolate Razz Wink

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Post by BossHogg on 9/6/2013, 15:49

Yeah right!!! Evil or Very Mad
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 9/6/2013, 15:50

Boss Hogg wrote:and it also helps if you have the biggest dick, all the more to keep the mouth shut. Wink

Have you been speaking to Mrs PMPT again? Very Happy

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Post by Ice man on 9/6/2013, 16:20

Strumpet wrote:Who is the Alpha male and why?
The women on here can get along easy with each other maybe a few fights (naked, in honey) however no problem, yet you guys have to out do each other, which i love so for a bit of fun who is it
Army
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Marines (added cos i forgot them)
Police
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Very simple; it's me (Army)
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Post by Mr Random on 9/6/2013, 16:51

the spice girl wrote:When I was an officer in the women's auxiliary balloon corps I found we could hold our own

but it was holding someone elses that got you kicked out

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Post by xHelenS on 9/6/2013, 19:30

I like this thread! haha. wonder who will win?!

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Post by BossHogg on 9/6/2013, 19:31

Me, I've got the evil power buttons!!! Twisted Evil
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Post by xHelenS on 9/6/2013, 19:33

Haha, that would be cheating though!!

Havent you got some wombling to do?!

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Post by BossHogg on 9/6/2013, 19:47

No, I'm on rest days. Wink
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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 9/6/2013, 19:53

Boss Hogg wrote:Yeah right!!! Evil or Very Mad

Fine, maybe that was a tiny bit of a fib Razz Laughing
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Post by BossHogg on 9/6/2013, 19:58

Just a tiny bit? Razz Razz Razz
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 9/6/2013, 20:02

Boss Hogg wrote:Me, I've got the evil power buttons!!! Twisted Evil

Not unless I beat you to it! Very Happy Razz

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Post by Girl*Next*Door on 9/6/2013, 20:17

Boss Hogg wrote:Just a tiny bit? Razz Razz Razz

No Comment Razz Laughing

Ooooh, I love the new header! Brilliant Laughing.
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Post by BossHogg on 9/6/2013, 20:19

Just trying to make the place look a little more professional. Wink
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 9/6/2013, 20:21

Good luck with that given the reprobates we have here! Laughing

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Post by xHelenS on 9/6/2013, 20:23

Speak for yourself!

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 9/6/2013, 20:28

I'm reformed. Razz

Boss Hogg took me under his wing while I was on parole. Wink

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Post by BossHogg on 9/6/2013, 20:41

I was still serving time though!!! Very Happy
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 9/6/2013, 21:04

Now you tell me! affraid

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Post by xHelenS on 9/6/2013, 21:29

Did you never wonder why he was never allowed keys and always had to eat his breakfast at the same time as you?

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 9/6/2013, 22:01

He told me that was part of my parole conditions!

Does that mean the cavity searches weren't necessary either? affraid

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Post by xHelenS on 9/6/2013, 22:12

I think you will find that they were quite possibly illegal...

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 9/6/2013, 23:00

Illegal? affraid

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Post by Strumpet on 10/6/2013, 03:06

Per Mare Per Terram wrote:Illegal? affraid

It became illegal when he took the pictures......................

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Post by Steve Collins on 10/6/2013, 13:41

I can't profess to having the biggest dick or balls but I bet I've got the biggest gut!! Does that count??

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 10/6/2013, 19:41

Steve Collins wrote: I bet I've got the biggest gut!! Does that count??

Bigger than Boss Hoggs? Shocked

Wink Razz

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Post by BossHogg on 10/6/2013, 20:02

Not a chance. Wink
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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 10/6/2013, 20:04

Thought so! Laughing Razz

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Post by Guest on 10/6/2013, 22:04

As I was told by my Dad, many years ago:

"Son, someday you will meet a girl and make her very happy - but only for a short time. Then she will meet a man who will be ten times better than you ever hoped to be. That man is a Sailor...."

And that's why I joined the Navy! giggle

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Post by Per Mare Per Terram on 10/6/2013, 22:22

sgtpepperband wrote:As I was told by my Dad, many years ago:

"Son, someday you will meet a boy and make him very happy - but only for a short time. Then he will be repeatedly bummed by a man who will be ten times better than you ever hoped to be. That man is a Sailor...."

And that's why I joined the Navy! giggle

Corrected that for you. Wink

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Post by Guest on 10/6/2013, 22:30

You say that like it's a bad thing? Shocked

Anyway, why are you being so nasty? You were nice to me earlier, when we were in that toilet cubicle together, when you gave me that £25 note... Embarassed 👽

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sgtpepperband wrote:You say that like it's a bad thing? Shocked

Anyway, why are you being so nasty? You were nice to me earlier, when we were in that toilet cubicle together, when you gave me that £25 note... Embarassed 👽

You didn't give me any change. I was expecting at least a fiver back! Wink



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